Well, this is... Less unexpected than I probably should have been thinking, honestly? Uh. Hi?!
//No longer injured, but carries a cane just in case her ankle acts up.
//This is self-insert Faller that fell from the real world into the pokemon world, and still references the real world. If this would be harmful for you, please don't proceed! I will not be using the unreaIity tag, as I have spoken with people and it's been determined it would do more harm than good in this case. Please don't feel bad about blocking my blogs if you need to, I understand.
//Most blogs are fine to interact: Sentient pokemon, Legendaries, Hybrids, Fallers, Eebies, they're all okay. No group is automatically a don't interact, it's individual basis only! Go ahead and send an ask. :)
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//rotomblr, pokemon irl, roleplay, in person
Magic Anons: Lightweight, Pelipper Mail, Mystery Gift on.
My name is Maya Knight. I used to be an anon that didn't use anon, but now it looks like I'm actually here. Getting used to this is gooooonna take a bit, so please be patient with me.
I'm an adult woman. She/Her pronouns, but I'm not really fussy about it. I will be slightly confused and not realize you're talking about me though lol.
I hate being called Miss and a Girl. I'm a Ms and I'm a Woman. I worked hard to make it this far, I'm claiming every one of those years, thanks.
Here's a picture I guess!
And a list of my available foster pokemon!
Foster List
//OOC under the cut.
...I gave up lmao. This is MadameMaya, I finally made baby's first blorbo! It me, except Me+. She's quite a bit stronger than normal, but not for fighting. It's literally just so she can pick people and pokemon up really easily lmao (though she does fight when needed. That's rare though!). I'm also playing with a different version of the good old anon magic that I'm so used to having available. It's all text based; she can only use it if she sends an ask instead of all the time, and it's getting nerfed. I'm still fiddling with details, bear with me here. This is my first time RPing, so I'm learning.
If you knew me as an anon, it's literally the same person; she just 'Fell' into the pokemon world. Yup, we've got a Faller situation here. I intend to keep the relationships I already had as an anon and just continue them here, in person.
Pertinent Info:
Adult Character, adult mod! She's the same age as me irl: 36. If you're not comfortable with either of those, just let me know and we can avoid each other, all good. Put whether you're an adult in your pinned or description, please! I personally am not comfortable rping with a mod under 15
Height around 5'6, weighs a little more than she looks, slightly baby faced but it's not enough to mistake her as a teenager. Tends to be in comfy clothes, identifies as a woman and uses She/Her pronouns.
Definitely Autistic, I'm not gonna try to play a neurotypical lol. She's also Suicidally Depressed but it's being treated - so am I. If you aren't comfortable with that, once again just say so and we can avoid each other.
Aromantic Asexual, the blog will probably touch on some adult topics, but the most sexual it will ever get is making jokes. Of which I will not be doing if I'm talking to a minor character, or a minor mod. I'm going to ask if you're a minor. Tags to avoid in that case are #Minors Dni and #nsfw and #tw suggestive. I'll be putting other topics like suicidal depression related things and serious injury under their own tags.
This is her house, because I need visuals for more own use if nothing else.
I'm pretty careful about tagging, but! If you think I missed tagging something, poke me and I'll double check.
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Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.
Then wouldn't Grandma will be mad about Max's tree? Charlie, I think you should talke to your Grandma and ask her what she thinks would be best to get Raoul his new tree. I think she would know best when it comes to this. But once you get her opinion, I'm happy to come over and help get the tree established if it'd be alright. I'd bring my grass types; ask what she thinks about that too okay?
Seriously, you should ask your Grandmother about this part. I can only guess; it's sounds like these trees are important to your family and I don't want to offer something harmful without knowing, I'd feel so bad!
Whatever she says, I can help you get the stuff, no problem. Just find out what you need for it from it, okay?
Go through the pieces and pick out the most likely looking ones. Maybe some good fertilizer will help it get started? Look at where the tree was, maybe some of the root system is in good enough shape, possibly.
Might be able to do some grafting then. Take Gram out to see them and ask her what she thinks of grafting. Because the roots WILL grow, it's just a matter of helping them do what you want.
Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.
Then wouldn't Grandma will be mad about Max's tree? Charlie, I think you should talke to your Grandma and ask her what she thinks would be best to get Raoul his new tree. I think she would know best when it comes to this. But once you get her opinion, I'm happy to come over and help get the tree established if it'd be alright. I'd bring my grass types; ask what she thinks about that too okay?
Seriously, you should ask your Grandmother about this part. I can only guess; it's sounds like these trees are important to your family and I don't want to offer something harmful without knowing, I'd feel so bad!
Whatever she says, I can help you get the stuff, no problem. Just find out what you need for it from it, okay?
Go through the pieces and pick out the most likely looking ones. Maybe some good fertilizer will help it get started? Look at where the tree was, maybe some of the root system is in good enough shape, possibly.
Might be able to do some grafting then. Take Gram out to see them and ask her what she thinks of grafting. Because the roots WILL grow, it's just a matter of helping them do what you want.
Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.
Then wouldn't Grandma will be mad about Max's tree? Charlie, I think you should talke to your Grandma and ask her what she thinks would be best to get Raoul his new tree. I think she would know best when it comes to this. But once you get her opinion, I'm happy to come over and help get the tree established if it'd be alright. I'd bring my grass types; ask what she thinks about that too okay?
Seriously, you should ask your Grandmother about this part. I can only guess; it's sounds like these trees are important to your family and I don't want to offer something harmful without knowing, I'd feel so bad!
Whatever she says, I can help you get the stuff, no problem. Just find out what you need for it from it, okay?
Go through the pieces and pick out the most likely looking ones. Maybe some good fertilizer will help it get started? Look at where the tree was, maybe some of the root system is in good enough shape, possibly.
Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.
Then wouldn't Grandma will be mad about Max's tree? Charlie, I think you should talke to your Grandma and ask her what she thinks would be best to get Raoul his new tree. I think she would know best when it comes to this. But once you get her opinion, I'm happy to come over and help get the tree established if it'd be alright. I'd bring my grass types; ask what she thinks about that too okay?
Seriously, you should ask your Grandmother about this part. I can only guess; it's sounds like these trees are important to your family and I don't want to offer something harmful without knowing, I'd feel so bad!
Whatever she says, I can help you get the stuff, no problem. Just find out what you need for it from it, okay?
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Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.
Then wouldn't Grandma will be mad about Max's tree? Charlie, I think you should talke to your Grandma and ask her what she thinks would be best to get Raoul his new tree. I think she would know best when it comes to this. But once you get her opinion, I'm happy to come over and help get the tree established if it'd be alright. I'd bring my grass types; ask what she thinks about that too okay?
Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.
Then wouldn't Grandma will be mad about Max's tree? Charlie, I think you should talke to your Grandma and ask her what she thinks would be best to get Raoul his new tree. I think she would know best when it comes to this. But once you get her opinion, I'm happy to come over and help get the tree established if it'd be alright. I'd bring my grass types; ask what she thinks about that too okay?
I'm about to get a new foster pokemon. Hybrid, the files say half Manectric half Lucario. Electric and Fighting types. She's about two years old, really smart, bored as all hell with a ton of energy. She's been through three fosterers before me and her latest one is at the end of her rope trying to keep up with her anymore, so I agreed to take her. She needs stability and safe outlets bad. If I could win over Boudica I can win over this girl.
Nahhhh, you're great at being climbed and latched onto and that's her whole thing! If she's not scaling the roof at random or opening forbidden cabinets with her little crime paws she's snuggling apparently.
For someone not to be climbed you sure get climbed a lot!
*Munch munch*
The paperwork on girlie is a hodgepodge of contrary bullshit, so I think I'm actually gonna ignore most of it and start over. Starting with some bloodtests to see exactly what she is, doggo dna test. See if she's lacking anywhere in the nutritional department too, and give me some places to start with figuring out her actual needs instead of assuming. She looks a shade thin in her picture, I think something is unbalanced for her...
*Maya appears deep in thought, considering. Already planning before even having met the pokemon it seems. Somebody takes fostering seriously*
Honestly? Probaably. If I can handle her. I think she's had enough of bouncing around, don't you think? Bare minimum I want to be her final fosterer; she's going to be with me a minimum of three months to try and get her turned around, and then we'll make the call if she can be adopted out or not. If she's declared unadoptable then she's mine, now more bouncing if nothing else.
I love potatoes! The shape doesn't matter, I'm sure they'll be great. Once I can taste something besides rice krispie treat I'm eating these immediately; thanks Zoe!
*Lightly bonking her leg under the table since she can't reach her friend any other way, smiling*
*She beams at him, then holds the Mew plushie out to Hekate who has floated over curiously and wiggles it a bit. Hekate inspects it for a moment then decides possessing it is the appropriate response. Maya blinks at this*
Wha.
*...Maya just shrugs and hugs the Shup-Mew. Okay then*
It's a little disconcerting probably yeah. Hekate in particular possesses things the most out of all my ghost types, stuffed animals are super common- hi!
*Hekate pokes her head out of the plushie at her name, making Maya laugh a little and pet her head. The spoop proceeds to shirp at all of them before exiting stage left to wander off somewhere. Maya shrugs at Maverick*
M: It is mostly just... The particular plushie. But I digress. I am glad you enjoy them. Even if I dislike the fact that plushies are made of me and Mel...
*Comfy decides it's time to go bother Maverick, so he marches over to him and starts wiggling and making noises for attention. Maverick scoops him up so he doesn't start screaming*
*Coming back to steal all the empty dishes to set in the sink then going into the living room to fold out the sofa bed, then tosses a pile of pillows and throw blankets on it. Making plans clearly*
*Omega gets grinned at and offered a pillow. Maya briefly comes backes over to kidnap Three, Zach, Zinnia, and Comfy to come over to the couch. She's starting up a movie it looks like, though she's just letting Maverick and Zoe notice on their own lol*
*They definitely notice when Comfy gets yoinked from Maverick's arms, and Maverick just kinda stares after Maya for a bit before regaining the ability to speak*
Nah, you can keep going if you want! You can also come watch a movie with us but you'd have to move for that one.
*Vergil comes in, sensing couch time. Up onto the bed he comes ^_^ Maya 'oofs' as he flops on her legs, reaching down to give him a scruffle to which he wags his tail*
*Maverick and Zoe look at each other before getting up and walking over. Zoe almost immediately dives in and finds a good spot, dropping her illusion so Zach and Zinnia can find good spots in her mane if they want. Maverick on the other hand kinda awkwardly hovers along the side, unsure where or how to join.*
*Encouraging smile! She continues fiddling with remotes; now some blinds are lowering enough to prevent a glare on the screen. Multiple other pokemon are wandering inside to join them also now and Maya ends up with two Oddish and an Espurr outright sitting on her*
We've been fairly good. Not much has happened since you last saw me, save for another slight mishap with the Jolteon mask. All's well regarding that, though.
Been awhile since I've heard about one of those masks.
Wow, it's almost like you know me. XD A bunch of fosters have gotten adopted out, I've got a couple new ones (including a Manectric/Lucario hybrid that is so so smart and SO energetic and also very untrained), and I've adopted a couple pokemon. Also did a team rocket thing that ended up in another fucking radio tower but it went smoothly. Incompetant Fuckers. 😌
I'm glad to hear some of the fosters got adopted, and that hybrid sounds like... Let's call it "interesting". I also always approve of whooping the ass of Team Rocket; they could always use more humbling for the horrible things they've done.
As for the mask... I've mostly just developed more pronounced, sharper teeth. Nothing my other mask that I made can't hide in a more formal setting, though.
I scared the shit out of them so much I only had to fight once at the very end it was hilarious. Never brought out a single pokemon. And yeahhhh on the new doggo, I have yet to get a picture of her that is more than a blue and yellow blur going at high speeds. Look.
*<Picture: A blue and yellow blur jumping off Maya’s roof.>*
First day she was here she ended up eight meters up a tree to bark at a bird. I still am not sure how she managed it; she’s nice (and cuddly) but not the slightest bit trained as I am no less than her fourth foster home. Mind you she’s two years old. So I’m her last stop one way or another. If I can’t get her trained well enough to be reasonably adopted I’ll be adopting her myself.
As per typical, one the head dude realized he had lost he offered me money. Good grief. One of these days I swear I should just take it then do what I want anyway…
I'm about to get a new foster pokemon. Hybrid, the files say half Manectric half Lucario. Electric and Fighting types. She's about two years old, really smart, bored as all hell with a ton of energy. She's been through three fosterers before me and her latest one is at the end of her rope trying to keep up with her anymore, so I agreed to take her. She needs stability and safe outlets bad. If I could win over Boudica I can win over this girl.
Nahhhh, you're great at being climbed and latched onto and that's her whole thing! If she's not scaling the roof at random or opening forbidden cabinets with her little crime paws she's snuggling apparently.
For someone not to be climbed you sure get climbed a lot!
*Munch munch*
The paperwork on girlie is a hodgepodge of contrary bullshit, so I think I'm actually gonna ignore most of it and start over. Starting with some bloodtests to see exactly what she is, doggo dna test. See if she's lacking anywhere in the nutritional department too, and give me some places to start with figuring out her actual needs instead of assuming. She looks a shade thin in her picture, I think something is unbalanced for her...
*Maya appears deep in thought, considering. Already planning before even having met the pokemon it seems. Somebody takes fostering seriously*
Honestly? Probaably. If I can handle her. I think she's had enough of bouncing around, don't you think? Bare minimum I want to be her final fosterer; she's going to be with me a minimum of three months to try and get her turned around, and then we'll make the call if she can be adopted out or not. If she's declared unadoptable then she's mine, now more bouncing if nothing else.
I love potatoes! The shape doesn't matter, I'm sure they'll be great. Once I can taste something besides rice krispie treat I'm eating these immediately; thanks Zoe!
*Lightly bonking her leg under the table since she can't reach her friend any other way, smiling*
*She beams at him, then holds the Mew plushie out to Hekate who has floated over curiously and wiggles it a bit. Hekate inspects it for a moment then decides possessing it is the appropriate response. Maya blinks at this*
Wha.
*...Maya just shrugs and hugs the Shup-Mew. Okay then*
It's a little disconcerting probably yeah. Hekate in particular possesses things the most out of all my ghost types, stuffed animals are super common- hi!
*Hekate pokes her head out of the plushie at her name, making Maya laugh a little and pet her head. The spoop proceeds to shirp at all of them before exiting stage left to wander off somewhere. Maya shrugs at Maverick*
M: It is mostly just... The particular plushie. But I digress. I am glad you enjoy them. Even if I dislike the fact that plushies are made of me and Mel...
*Comfy decides it's time to go bother Maverick, so he marches over to him and starts wiggling and making noises for attention. Maverick scoops him up so he doesn't start screaming*
*Coming back to steal all the empty dishes to set in the sink then going into the living room to fold out the sofa bed, then tosses a pile of pillows and throw blankets on it. Making plans clearly*
*Omega gets grinned at and offered a pillow. Maya briefly comes backes over to kidnap Three, Zach, Zinnia, and Comfy to come over to the couch. She's starting up a movie it looks like, though she's just letting Maverick and Zoe notice on their own lol*
*They definitely notice when Comfy gets yoinked from Maverick's arms, and Maverick just kinda stares after Maya for a bit before regaining the ability to speak*
Nah, you can keep going if you want! You can also come watch a movie with us but you'd have to move for that one.
*Vergil comes in, sensing couch time. Up onto the bed he comes ^_^ Maya 'oofs' as he flops on her legs, reaching down to give him a scruffle to which he wags his tail*
*Maverick and Zoe look at each other before getting up and walking over. Zoe almost immediately dives in and finds a good spot, dropping her illusion so Zach and Zinnia can find good spots in her mane if they want. Maverick on the other hand kinda awkwardly hovers along the side, unsure where or how to join.*
*Encouraging smile! She continues fiddling with remotes; now some blinds are lowering enough to prevent a glare on the screen. Multiple other pokemon are wandering inside to join them also now and Maya ends up with two Oddish and an Espurr outright sitting on her*
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We've been fairly good. Not much has happened since you last saw me, save for another slight mishap with the Jolteon mask. All's well regarding that, though.
Been awhile since I've heard about one of those masks.
Wow, it's almost like you know me. XD A bunch of fosters have gotten adopted out, I've got a couple new ones (including a Manectric/Lucario hybrid that is so so smart and SO energetic and also very untrained), and I've adopted a couple pokemon. Also did a team rocket thing that ended up in another fucking radio tower but it went smoothly. Incompetant Fuckers. 😌
I'm glad to hear some of the fosters got adopted, and that hybrid sounds like... Let's call it "interesting". I also always approve of whooping the ass of Team Rocket; they could always use more humbling for the horrible things they've done.
As for the mask... I've mostly just developed more pronounced, sharper teeth. Nothing my other mask that I made can't hide in a more formal setting, though.
I scared the shit out of them so much I only had to fight once at the very end it was hilarious. Never brought out a single pokemon. And yeahhhh on the new doggo, I have yet to get a picture of her that is more than a blue and yellow blur going at high speeds. Look.
*<Picture: A blue and yellow blur jumping off Maya’s roof.>*
We've been fairly good. Not much has happened since you last saw me, save for another slight mishap with the Jolteon mask. All's well regarding that, though.
Been awhile since I've heard about one of those masks.
Wow, it's almost like you know me. XD A bunch of fosters have gotten adopted out, I've got a couple new ones (including a Manectric/Lucario hybrid that is so so smart and SO energetic and also very untrained), and I've adopted a couple pokemon. Also did a team rocket thing that ended up in another fucking radio tower but it went smoothly. Incompetant Fuckers. 😌
I'm about to get a new foster pokemon. Hybrid, the files say half Manectric half Lucario. Electric and Fighting types. She's about two years old, really smart, bored as all hell with a ton of energy. She's been through three fosterers before me and her latest one is at the end of her rope trying to keep up with her anymore, so I agreed to take her. She needs stability and safe outlets bad. If I could win over Boudica I can win over this girl.
Nahhhh, you're great at being climbed and latched onto and that's her whole thing! If she's not scaling the roof at random or opening forbidden cabinets with her little crime paws she's snuggling apparently.
For someone not to be climbed you sure get climbed a lot!
*Munch munch*
The paperwork on girlie is a hodgepodge of contrary bullshit, so I think I'm actually gonna ignore most of it and start over. Starting with some bloodtests to see exactly what she is, doggo dna test. See if she's lacking anywhere in the nutritional department too, and give me some places to start with figuring out her actual needs instead of assuming. She looks a shade thin in her picture, I think something is unbalanced for her...
*Maya appears deep in thought, considering. Already planning before even having met the pokemon it seems. Somebody takes fostering seriously*
Honestly? Probaably. If I can handle her. I think she's had enough of bouncing around, don't you think? Bare minimum I want to be her final fosterer; she's going to be with me a minimum of three months to try and get her turned around, and then we'll make the call if she can be adopted out or not. If she's declared unadoptable then she's mine, now more bouncing if nothing else.
I love potatoes! The shape doesn't matter, I'm sure they'll be great. Once I can taste something besides rice krispie treat I'm eating these immediately; thanks Zoe!
*Lightly bonking her leg under the table since she can't reach her friend any other way, smiling*
*She beams at him, then holds the Mew plushie out to Hekate who has floated over curiously and wiggles it a bit. Hekate inspects it for a moment then decides possessing it is the appropriate response. Maya blinks at this*
Wha.
*...Maya just shrugs and hugs the Shup-Mew. Okay then*
It's a little disconcerting probably yeah. Hekate in particular possesses things the most out of all my ghost types, stuffed animals are super common- hi!
*Hekate pokes her head out of the plushie at her name, making Maya laugh a little and pet her head. The spoop proceeds to shirp at all of them before exiting stage left to wander off somewhere. Maya shrugs at Maverick*
M: It is mostly just... The particular plushie. But I digress. I am glad you enjoy them. Even if I dislike the fact that plushies are made of me and Mel...
*Comfy decides it's time to go bother Maverick, so he marches over to him and starts wiggling and making noises for attention. Maverick scoops him up so he doesn't start screaming*
*Coming back to steal all the empty dishes to set in the sink then going into the living room to fold out the sofa bed, then tosses a pile of pillows and throw blankets on it. Making plans clearly*
*Omega gets grinned at and offered a pillow. Maya briefly comes backes over to kidnap Three, Zach, Zinnia, and Comfy to come over to the couch. She's starting up a movie it looks like, though she's just letting Maverick and Zoe notice on their own lol*
*They definitely notice when Comfy gets yoinked from Maverick's arms, and Maverick just kinda stares after Maya for a bit before regaining the ability to speak*
Nah, you can keep going if you want! You can also come watch a movie with us but you'd have to move for that one.
*Vergil comes in, sensing couch time. Up onto the bed he comes ^_^ Maya 'oofs' as he flops on her legs, reaching down to give him a scruffle to which he wags his tail*
*Maverick and Zoe look at each other before getting up and walking over. Zoe almost immediately dives in and finds a good spot, dropping her illusion so Zach and Zinnia can find good spots in her mane if they want. Maverick on the other hand kinda awkwardly hovers along the side, unsure where or how to join.*
*Encouraging smile! She continues fiddling with remotes; now some blinds are lowering enough to prevent a glare on the screen. Multiple other pokemon are wandering inside to join them also now and Maya ends up with two Oddish and an Espurr outright sitting on her*
Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.
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Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.
Please don’t do surgery on the pup. You don’t have the right anesthesia, antibiotics, pain meds, or surgery grade titanium that won’t be biologically rejected. Or stitches.
Where is she jumping? You can get a small trampoline. Or train her to jump better. Even if she got surgery it would take a long time to recover and recoveries don’t always go well.
You're not stupid period, I'm just trying to figure out what happened! Walk me through it. What was she battling, what did you say to her, how did she react.
She might just be a pokemon that doesn't like battling. Or she didn't know what attack meant because you didn't say a specific move. Do you know what moves she has?
Well, maybe she's just one of the pokemon that don't like battling. It happens. I know Raoul battles a bit, how about you blackmail him into helping you figure out if it's battling she doesn't like or if she just got confused?
Alright, why's he mad at you. If he's not an option you can ask one of your parents or a nearby gym leader/trainer to help you figure it out. Otherwise you may have to wait until Paldea. If it turns out she doesn't want to battle at all you can get a second pokemon that does want to when you get there.
...Give him a full apology and see if you can find a cool-looking piece of the tree to give back to him. And see if a nursery somewhere nearby has a sapling for sale that's the same kind.
I did scold him and tell him he needs to fucking replace it, actually. And this isn't mean, you just don't like hearing it. I'm just giving you an idea of what to do. I can't make you do it, but it'd be a good idea.
It will still matter. If he doesn't appreciate it, send him my way. And no more blowing up special trees alright? Still to plain boring trees if you have to blow one up.
Ask your Grandmother for advice, maybe she knows some tips or spells. And I was serious about the grass type, they are very good with plants. You can also ask the people at the nursery to tell you how to do things right.