The Cabin in the Woods sentence starters
94 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, sexual themes, violence
“You guys better not be messing around in there.”
“It’s gonna be a long weekend if everyone’s that puckered up.”
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Why haven’t you stuck that asshole’s picture on a dart board yet?”
“I can’t believe you did it.”
“I knew what I was getting into.”
“That is the last thing that I want.”
“What is this? What are these? What are you doing with these?”
“I’m shutting right up.”
“What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?”
“People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner. That’s what I have to say.”
“_____, honey, that is not okay.”
“Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees farther than they, and he will bind them with ancient logics.”
“_____, you fetching minx! Do you have any food?”
“I hope this is the right road. It doesn’t even show up on GPS. It’s unworthy of global positioning.”
“Is society crumbling, _____?”
“Society needs to crumble. We’re all just too chicken shit to let it.”
“You sassin’ me, boy?”
“You were rude to my friend.”
“Oh my god. It’s, uh, beautiful…”
“In ten minutes we’re hitting the lake!”
“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. That’s just creepy.”
“Don’t be an ape, _____.”
“Thanks for, uh, being decent.”
“Oh, ask me that again, only slower…”
“Don’t take this lightly, boy.”
“Come on, _____. Life is risk.”
“I’m gonna kill you!”
“More than anything I just want this moment to end.”
“Seems a little harsh, doesn’t it?”
“Let’s get this party started!”
“I’m living in a womb of reefer. Leave me alone.”
“No, no, no, there’s no need to huff and puff. I’ll let you come in…”
“What the hell was that?”
“What do you think’s down there?”
“Sorry, I just scared myself.”
“I’m not sure it’s awesome to be down here.”
“Maybe we should go back upstairs.”
“Jesus, can we not—?”
“Okay, I’m drawing a line in the fucking sand here.”
“Stop being a fucking baby.”
“They’re like something from a nightmare.”
“Can we not talk about people and pieces anymore tonight?”
“Oh, are you feeling lonely, _____?”
“_____, do you wanna go lie down?”
“Don’t push me around!”
“You seriously believe nothing weird is going on?”
“You’re not seeing what you don’t want to see.”
“Pop Tarts? Did you say you have Pop Tarts?”
“I’m sorry about tonight.”
“Do I lose points if I tell you I’m having a pretty nice time?”
“What are you running away for?”
“Oh, did I get a little beer on your shirt? I guess it’ll have to come off, huh?”
“Your basic human needs disgust me. Get out of here.”
“It’s so dark. Take me inside.”
“Okay, baby, let’s see some boobies.”
“What are you—what are you gonna do to me?”
“_____, man, you gotta wake up. Your shit is topsy-turvy.”
“What are you saying, huh? What do you want?”
“I’m the boss of my own brain, so give it up.”
“I thought there’d be stars. We are abandoned.”
“Where are you hurt? Is all of this from you?”
“We gotta get out of here.”
“Look, we gotta lock this place down.”
“No matter what happens, we have to stick together.”
“This isn’t right. We should split up. We can cover more ground that way.”
“This is where he killed them. This is where he kills us.”
“Let’s move! Come on! Come on, let’s go!”
“What the fuck’s going on?”
“I can’t believe this, man. This ain’t happening.”
“We can’t go back. There’s no way across?”
“Please do not go nuts on me, okay, _____? You’re all I’ve got now.”
“God damn, that was close!”
“I don’t understand. You’re celebrating?”
“I wish that I could do what you do.”
“I’m just giving you a hard time. Come on, give us a hug.”
“Turn the fucking music off.”
“What is this place?”
“Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?”
“Somebody sent those dead fucks up here to get us.”
“Where else are we gonna go?”
“Why are you trying to kill us?”
“You shouldn’t be here. This should’ve gone differently, ended more quickly.”
“Get the fucker off me!”
“Fuck, we’re running out of time!”
“They don’t just wanna see us killed. They wanna see us punished.”
“You can die with them or you can die for them.”
“I’m so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn’t have.”
“I’m sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.”
“You were right. Humanity… It’s time to give someone else a chance.”
“I wish I could’ve seen them.”
“That would’ve been a fun weekend.”
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