Your Parasocial Goddess

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’

Foreplay is painstakingly inching the knife deeper and deeper into your stomach until my fingers are covered in enough of your blood for lube.

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

I'm so upset that humans can't get little hearts in our eyes because just imagine how cute it would be to be in the middle of fucking someone and as they start to beg for more their pupils fill up with little pink glowing hearts

you mean you’d really do all that gross shit to me? *heart eyes*

There’s only a small window of time I think about actual intercourse and every other day after that I think about blood and more blood and maybe a little bit of tears. Just saying

wet eyes, aching body, cum leaking down trembling legs. whimpering, "i can't take anymore," and "no more, please, no more." a soft, devilish chuckle, fingers drag through the mess between soft thighs and a murmur, "you can handle one more."

gf who makes you a personal porn collection so you never jerk off to anything else

Owner who decides you're her pet. Owner who just starts treating you like her property. Owner who makes decisions for and about you with no input. Owner who steals you away for days on end so your friends and colleagues and roommates think you've gone missing or worse. Owner who genuinely wants to hurt you. Owner who leaves permanent markings on your body so everyone knows you're hers. Owner who speaks to you primarily in one word commands, won't let you act like a person around her, and talks about you like you're not sentient enough to hear what she's saying. Owner who

in videos of guys jerking off i like to see them really enjoying themselves. moaning and swearing. them being really into it makes me really into it.

need to walk in on my knight jerking off with my token of favour. handkerchief wrapped around his dick, wet spot visible through the fabric, hand in his mouth to keep from yelping at the feeling. knights when they are obsessed w me and totallyyy pathetic about it.

a son is a boyfriend specially made for you!

you don’t have to suppress your feelings. tell me everything. show me everything. i want to see how crazy you are over me.