Subzee The Game

This is an actual Subzee review on iTunes. Ha ha.. it says pinching!

Here is an actual Subzee game review from iTunes:

"In a world of participation trophies and the end of manned space exploration, SubZee is the beacon of light beaming in from our vastly more prosperous future. It asks us to collectively revalue the cost of true accomplishment. If you truly want to accomplish something world changing, be prepared to sacrifice.

Using our last frontier on earth, the creator of SubZee is asking us to be bold. In the face of the seeming impossible, show the resolve and ingenuity unique to the human race and give our creators pause.

Can God create a stone so heavy he can't lift it? Let's change the question. Can God create a stone so heavy WE can't lift? Prove it to yourself, to mankind and to our creators. Download this game and embrace the future prosperity of mankind."

Possibly the greatest underwater adventure game website ever created this month! This site is more fun than a ham sandwich and approved by science!

DOWNLOAD SUBZEE

Subzee is a very addicting "flappy" style game now available for the iPhone. Get your fix with this AWESOME under the sea adventure! Subzee takes place deep down in the ocean. Subzee needs your help to avoid the underwater obstacles! How do you play? Well, just tap, tap, tap to help Subzee stay upright and help to avoid the underwater obstacles. You earn points by successfully passing through the obstacles.

Game Features: 

-It's an app

-Simple "Flappy" style gameplay

-One infinite undersea level

-Hours of fun yet frustrating gameplay