arok

Dead wife montage but it’s my baby brother growing up

Work was slowwww that the gals and I were learning pig Latin

My brother was at the pentagon today and I texted the group chat “quick what’s something I can text him so the cia busts in a drags him away”

Being friends with cis straight men is so draining, I need some queer friends and fast

I love when one of my friend expects me to side with them because they’re my friend, no bitch you are being a fucking weirdo and need to leave them alone.

I miss being 16 and feeling like whatever I’m feeling feel like the end of the world, there’s no surviving if you know it gets better

My type ? The type who wears a bald cap to a pitbull concert

I h8 a “you should of @ instead” ass bitch, like just be happy for me tf

I was sitting in my car and a girl walks by and says “what a lovely day to be a tranny” and I thought I didn’t hear her correctly so I turned around and she was already looking at me smiling, yes she was trans but did she clock my tea or did she think I was hetero and wanted to get a rise out of me. The world will never know

I made my brother watch princess protection program with me and he got mad I finished it without him so here I am rewatching it with a grown man