God only helps those who learn to help themselves

Thank you, captain obvious. 

You're welcome, lieutenant sarcasm.

Huh,

Depends on why they know your name.

Now that question is going to burn through my brain until I ask daddy. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Dead. Both dead. No loss there.

So, then you're probably not blood.

Eh. Who the fuck knows.

Your parents?

Hm. Not quite sure. Didn’t ask too much about the process.

Well, maybe you are blood.

Yeah! I just feel like my demon siblings are supposed to be blood, you know. I mean, if we’re supposed to claim each other as siblings, we should at least have the same blood damn it.

Do you not have the same blood?

Oh well being a vampire, I’m sure blood is like a comfort food. Blood, reminds me of my family. They’re supposed to be bloood. 

It's something like that. Oh, really?

Blood. The way to go.

I could not agree with you more.

Oooh, that’s a good idea! Maybe a photo of home on the front… or back.

Maybe all over? And then have the writing stick out.

You are not the first person to tell me my name is ironic. Might as well wear a name tag saying “Hey, I’m a demon and my name’s Angel. Irony at its best.” 

That's a bit much for a name tag. Maybe a t-shirt.

I probably wont… Anyway, I’m Angel.

That's ironic. I'm Sonya.

What if I don’t want to share?

Then...don't?

Luckily.

Sharing is caring.

Thanks… although.. only one of them is mine. 

Who owns the other one?

Oh geez!

Aww! How cute!