Superman and Lois Season 2 thoughts:
Oh poor Nat having to see Lois. I feel so bad for this girl. Also Lois looks fucked by seeing Nat.
...I have a bad feeling about Sarah and Jordan's relationship this season I'm scared. They made me root for this couple only to mess with them. I forgot it was a bloody CW show and I can't be happy.
Did Clark just have a kryptonian seizure?
Fucking American government.
Poor Nat is going through it.
So more kryptonians? But they wear the House of El symbol. Oh fucking American soldiers. This show made me miss Sam Lane and that should be illegal.
Socially anxious Lois is cute, oh and another seizure for Clark.
Sarah and Jordan need to break up I'm getting social anxiety from these interactions.
I bith like and dislike Chrissy, and I would like to be able to settle on an emotion.
This dude did the superstrength gas mask and I excitedly went Tombstone!... which is not the correct universe.
I knew the mom's crystal was going to come into play! (If all kids were created genetically then that means in this universe my Supercorp Clone baby is a kinda rare baby for Kara... which will help with my fic.)
I'm worried about Sarah and her secret.
Oh fuck what did Edge do.
Is this like a Bizzaro type creature, and that's why Clark is connected to it.
I hope the same actor plays Lucy Lane that did in Supergirl.
I'm paused the episode to put in my guess Sarah cheated on Jordan... I was upset that i was right, but it's gay and now I'm confused. I wonder if Nat and Sarah end up together.
I think my Bizzaro theory was right.
Clark having to pretend his kid hurt him by a punch is funny
I hope the boys get to keep Nat as a sister it's cute.
Is the doomsday joke a reference to what is coming...
The fucking jumpscare I got when that woman attacked John in the mines.
Please arrowverse gods let me see Lucy. Although hearing that she's not strong after seeing her in the first season of Supergirl is strange.
Wtf just came out of the mines
I think Steel matches closed errands to Iron Man than Batman.
Oh shit John is going on drugs.
Fuck it's no Lucy it's Ally!
It's the same Lucy as Supergirl! And either I forgot what her personality was like or this is another character with the same actor and name.
Ally scares me more than super-villains because she can exist in the real world
Does that Bizzaro necklace syphen power or something.
Jon is gonna do x-kryptonite as a drug
How are you Superman's son and you don't realize that a drug gave you his powers.
Ally actively scares the fuck out of me.
Having a task force of kids suck but their jackets are really cool.
I was hoping the other task force kids goy personalities other than Tag and they're dead
Oh fuck Kyle cheated didn't he.
I feel like this show doesn't want me to like Chrissy.
So Ally and Bizzaro are connected somehow.
This Anderson dude is an asshole
Shit reporter girl got drugged
Well Bizzaro definitely doesn't like people connected to Ally.
Chrissy looks fucked and Jon is doing drugs again, thank you Sam Lane for creating unhealthy tension between the boys.
Either Jon is becoming an asshole or the drug is affecting his personality.
Chrissy isn't being turned that's good, Sarah just found out her dad cheated though.
Jordan being the the only one who knows what's happening during the father daughter dance is funny in a bad way.
Bizzaro doing drugs and Jordan being the only one not crossed out is concerning.
Jordan being stressed about Jon cause he knows what getting powers are like is so cute.
The Lane sisters are being so cute and it hurts so bad.
Anderson reminds me of the evil army people who made Supergirl a fugitive that one season.
Lana earns respect for going to the woman who she got cheated on with.
The Lane sisters are hurting my heart. I'm also stuck trying to figure out if in this universe Lucy knows that Kara Danvers is Supergirl but not that her sister is married to Superman.
Oh fuck maybe Clark is gonna be a fugitive.
This Superman vs Army scene is meant to be a callback to show that this earth is going the same way as Bizzaro's
I didn't like Kyle but Lana looks so hurt my poor girl.
... I was joking about Clark being convicted for treason.
Anderson's face is very punchable right now.
I should've watched this Jon scene instead of those don't do drug scenes in school.
Anderson is a cunt and I hate him.
Jordan is better than me I wouldn't rat to the police but the second my mom asked I would fold.
I really like Edge and Clark together
... is that the girl Sarah kissed?!?!... I would trade Jordan for that girl ngl.
There is an odd trio of brothers and I love them. Also I never thought I could mourn Tal-Rho of all people.
I love Anderson using the things that strengthens Bizzaro is funny.
I am mourning for Bizzaro and Tal-Rho and I did not expect that.
I actually feel so bad for Jon when he got yelled at by Clark.
The fact that I'm worried about highschool plot lines while the world is ending is amazing storytelling.
I'm only on episode 8 I have a bad feeling that Ally's plan is going to work
Oh shit Anderson is gonna ascend.
...if Lucy is dead I will break
Chrissy sounding so heartbroken about everyone not being saved by Superman.
I thought Ally would go through some change after watching her cult die but no she's still a bitch.
"and I'm not going anywhere." Clark that's what people say in stories and then they die.
Oh shit Jordan is pulling a Clark and ditching a date to save someone.
No, shit, Lucy. Turn good please. (I am not objective at all I only like her because she's a reminder that the arrowverse still existed)
Clark you have a family don't kamakazi through portals to other dimensions!
Jordan pulling away from Sarah because he's trying to become Superman hurts. Also... Supergirl? Non-existent?
Sarah looking for Jordan to celebrate and him not being there is so sad.
Her giving the necklace back hurt and I actively wanted them broken up a few episodes ago.
Bizzaro Jon looks like a 90's cool kid and I love him for it
I love alternate earth Jon he looks like Kon my boy
I thought he was dead though wasn't Jordan the only one not crossed out.
I was right it was Jordan. Also how is Clark understanding Jon and everyone else
Bizzaro Jon is an angst boy and I lobe him for it. I wish we got to keep him and I know we don't.
Bizzaro Jon is actually punk superboy he's my new favorite character. It also took me far too long to realize his handsign is the bizzaro House of El symbol
Ally I swear to fuck don't indoctrinate my punk boy. Also is alt the default style here because i want to be there
Oh my god they purposefully made Sam a all time good dad here😂
Aw Bizzaro did care in the end
Oh did Clark just figure out how to speak and understand Bizzaro language cause he's smart and fast
They're gonna make me feel bad for Anderson fuck
The marriage scene of Lana and Tal-Rho is unexpectedly sweet fuck I cannot ship this.
We're not gonna get to keep punk Jon and I am in pain for it.
I thought he was just fucking with Jon's life no he's going after Lana that makes more sense.
Bizzaro Jon is crap smart tho... he's actually a good basis for Conner under Cadmus' control.
John you should be smarter than to shoot a Bizzaro with red sun energy
Jordan flew! Or jumped really high? Clark go fucking get Lana now!
I really wish that man would tell at least Lana and Sarah.
Okay if Lana knows... can we please tell Sarah for Jordan's sake.
I need another kryptonian to destroy a powerful amulet let me go get my criminal brother instead of CALLING MY SUPERHERO COUSIN.
The amulet is gone, that's a good thing. There's three episodes left, so there is still something fucked that is going to happen.
I like Tal-Rho far more than I should
Okay Lana I know you're pissed off but going off on a anxious teenager is not the way to deal with it.
Lucy you fucker why. Oh that's why
Clark. Clark wake up.... oh thank fuck
It's weird that Lucy doesn't know about Superman being Clark, right? Although I suppose if they just keep pretending Kara doesn't exist then it doesn't matter that LUCY KNOWS KARA IS SUPERGIRL!
I know i keep mentioning it but the fact that they don't call Kara this season keeps irking me. Step up because Clark is human Fuckers you have another kryptonian!
How many seasons are we gonna have Lois struggle with truthful journalism.
...if the earth's merge can I keep punk Jon... but like good. Cause then I'm cool with that.
Oh fuck people are getting dropped into the wrong earth's.
Oh good the Lanes are together, and the other Lois is here.
No Nat don't self sacrifice!
Lana I don't think Kyle can be found by driving around...
Woah brother uncle team up! (Now if only there was an aunt...)
Lois and Kyle are together!
I'm glad Kyle has Lois to comfort him but now she's alone... where is bizzaro Jordan?
Is this earth seperate to Kara's because it feels like it? I need to Google.
...where is Lois... oh thank fuck.
Okay so I checked and this show and Supergirl are in fact different earth's and this Clark doesn't have a Kara. Which does make a lot of my rants irrelevant... but I'm not gonna rewrite this cause these were my thoughts when I watched the season. This does help with the world in my fuck though cause this show fucks with things. Final thought, I wish I got to keep the Superboy that was based of 90's Kon and am hurt that I have an athlete and loner but no punk boi.