a lovable curmudgeon

IT IS A SERIES OF NOWS 🧘

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

[image: oil painting of a seascape at night, the moon a bright pinpoint in the star-filled sky reflecting off the gentle waves. there's small meteors streaking across the sky and water.]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious