I Am A Toxic Waste Byproduct Of God’s Creation

Lord Henry is still one of the most fascinating characters in literary history. He just strolls leisurely into every room and says complete bullshit like "I don't think we really need water to survive" before smoking opium and walking away, and every single time, his pet twink (that he stole, by the way) just stares at him and says "Waaow..... that's so truee...... so based and true...." Like cmon dude not even Lord Henry believes that bullshit. You saw him drink water five minutes ago.

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

love and beauty in the tags of this post. we are all humans and loving is all we can hope to do on this earth

westerners: racism is bad also did you know that every single living person in russia china north korea iran and cuba are not only ontologically evil but brainwashed stupid and soulless too ☝️☺️

I am genuinely so fucking stupid. I was reading this book where a bunch of people have to pass a logic puzzle in order to survive, and I was like "why are they all dying?? the answer is obviously the third goblet from the left!" yeah.....that was not the answer. I would've died in this book, and I would've been SO publicly smug before I did. like giving people the finger, smirking, etc. this sucks.

yearning

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

*remembers I'm agnostic" I don't know who to thank for breasts