genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
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if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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trying on a metaphor
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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

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why do you have so many fingers. gif finger. posting finger. and why are they all long and gnarled as if they were a wizard's staff
i’m about to grow an ass kicking finger if you don’t stop asking questions
wait is this ask implying that it’s not normal to have multiple fingers. How many fingers do you have? Where are you from
and yet you still learned how to blog on tumblr… #inspiring
If ur audience said to keep slopping would you do it?
HELL no now look at my fat frog
So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?
Tragedy? Delicious.
A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.
A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.
Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.
Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.
idk if they know but “forceplural” is just when parents traumatize the hell outta their kids. wtf are they thinking it is. Drink my magical home-brewed Mountain Dew, we have DID and OSDD flavor
eye of newt and pigeon lung FORM AN ALTER JUST FOR FUN

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Batman incorrect quotes
Damian: Drake and I have put our differences aside.
Tim: We have.
Dick: That’s great!
Jason: How?
Damian: We discovered we both enjoy insulting Todd.
Jason: Wow. Betrayed by my own siblings.
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Bruce: Nobody is allowed to adopt any more animals.
Dick: Okay.
Jason: Fine.
Tim: Sure.
Damian: Understood.
Three hours later
Bruce: Why is there a cow in the Batcave?
Damian: You said nothing about livestock.
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Alfred: Master Tim, have you slept?
Tim: I closed my eyes for a minute.
Alfred: When?
Tim: 2024.
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Dick: I love all my siblings equally.
Jason: Earlier you said I was your favorite.
Dick: That’s because you’re standing here.
Tim: You told me I was your favorite yesterday.
Damian: Pathetic. He tells me every morning.
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Dick: I can explain.
Bruce: Can you?
Jason: If it helps, I also can’t explain.
Tim: I can explain.
Bruce: Good.
Tim: I just don’t want to.
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Bruce: Has anyone seen my grapnel gun?
Dick: No.
Jason: Nope.
Tim: Negative.
Damian: I have not.
Outside, a grapnel gun fires and a goat flies across the yard.
Bruce: …
Damian: I said I did not have it.
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Jason: You know what? I don’t care what anyone says.
Tim: That’s literally your entire personality.
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Dick: I made breakfast!
Tim: Why is it smoking?
Jason: Why is it moving?
Damian: Why is it looking at me?
Dick: You guys are so dramatic.
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Bruce: How do normal families spend their weekends?
Dick: Movie nights.
Tim: Board games.
Jason: Family dinners.
Damian: Murder.
Bruce: Damian.
Damian: Attempted murder.
Bruce: DAMIAN.
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Tim: I need caffeine.
Jason: You had six coffees.
Tim: I need seven coffees.
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Dick: If anything happens to me—
Jason: It won’t.
Dick: You don’t even know what I was going to say.
Jason: If anything happens to you, it’ll somehow happen to all of us too.
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Bruce: Why are you all covered in dirt?
Dick: We fell.
Jason: We were pushed.
Tim: Gravity happened.
Damian: We won.
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Alfred: Master Damian, where is Titus?
Damian: Safe.
Alfred: Define safe.
Damian: Safer than Drake.
Tim: HEY!
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Bruce: Family meeting.
Jason: Is this about the Batmobile?
Bruce: No.
Dick: Is this about the chandelier?
Bruce: No.
Tim: Is this about the police report?
Bruce: No.
Damian: Is this about the sword?
Bruce: …There was a sword?
MOSEO, DEAN OF THE VEIN X a lil fanart for MTG: secrets of Strixhaven
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie
saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

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worry about it kitten daddy fucked up
don't worry kitten daddy got it
start worrying kitten daddy fucked up
I love this gif. Me when I need my stool
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see how they glance at each other knowingly. they are sharing a silent friend joke.
i feel like i’m being judged by two popular girls middle school style
this reminds me of me and my cousin when we were 7 drinkijg milk
this is so true
For anyone wondering, the PhD student's name is Myra Cheng.
Here's a link to an article about the study from the Stanford Report: link.
Across three preregistered studies, participants interacting with sycophantic AI became more convinced of their own rightness and less willing to repair relationships. Yet at the same time, participants rated sycophantic AI models as higher quality, more trustworthy, and more desirable for future use, which may explain why this behavior has persisted despite its harmful impacts.
Myra Cheng et al. "Sycophantic AI decreases prosocial intentions and promotes dependence." Science 391, eaec8352 (2026).

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>settings
>onions
>my onions
>caramelize my onions
We just knew.
As a reminder, this is what she looks like:
Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures
You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.
her!!!
Baby Miette!!!
Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped
IT’S MIETTE!!!!