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@stupidmoonman
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
IM GONNA LOSE IT
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Charles: Do you think we should buy a matching clothing item like a scarf or a T-shirt?
Max: What for?
Charles: To tell people that we are dating
Max: Holding hands and kissing in public is not enough?
Charles: But I want to make the statement!
Max: You literally stuck your tongue between my teeth in the middle of the media pen!
Charles: Yes, but it was not the statement
Max: It was a fucking exclamation!
Pierre: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Lando: I really care about your feelings!
Carlos: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Pierre, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Max: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Charles: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
*after the free practice session* *max finds charles for his usual maxplaining*
max : [interlocks their fingers as they high five] whoops how did that happen haha.. guess we have to hold hands now
charles : yep haha [trips into his arms] oops gravity.. guess we’ll have to hug now
max : haha that crazy gravity.. [bending down] guess we have to kis..
this is canon actually!
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Checo: Okay who else is hiding in the laundry room to listen to Max's and Charles' conversation? Oscar: I'm in the laundry basket Pierre: I'm in the washing machine George: I'm in the closet Lando: And we accept you for who you are George: No. I'm literally in the closet. Lewis: Love is love.
Alex: *sees someone doing something stupid* Alex: What an idiot. Alex: *realizes it's Logan* Alex: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Lance: What is nostalgia?
Mick: It's when you are missing something really old.
*an hour later*
Fernando: Hello boys, I'm home.
Lance: Welcome back, we missed you.
Lance: *whispers* nostalgia.
Charles: *Watching 2023 Max Verstappen best moment in youtube*
Carlos: Hi Charles, what are you doing?
Charles: Uhh, watching... porn?
Max: I don't have red flags, I have fun facts.
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charles : so do you know max's type?
lando : well umm..he likes ppl from monaco, someone who is a family guy, oblivious, loyal, and sexy but cute kind i guess..
charles : hmm that sounds kinda like me, too bad we are just acquaintances.
lando : did i mention oblivious?
charles : yeah, why?
lando : just making sure
Ferrari employee: I told you ten minutes ago already. There's nothing you can do to get past me.
Max: Let me through, I need to have a word with Fr-
Charles, popping out behind the guy: Ugh, Let me talk to him for a moment, Sergio.
Sergio, moving to the side, unimpressed: Attento Charles, è impazzito. (Careful, Charles, he's gone crazy)
Charles, whispering: Max? What are you doing here babe?
Max: This guy won't let me in.
Charles, laughing: You're not allowed in our motorhome, honey.
Max: I need to talk to Fred! Why on Earth weren't you on track during FP2?
Charles: Electrical issues, but hey, they're working on it.
Max: They're working on it my ass. Come on, call Fred out here then. Can I talk to him here?
Charles: What would you even say to him?
Max: To tell your mechanics to get their shit together because there's only a number of issues to your car I can bear. I swear I'm letting Marko give you the highest offer he ever made to anyo-
Fred, joining them all of a sudden: Max, hate to break this to you but, LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.10: No trying to steal Charles away from Ferrari or Fred gets angry.
Max:
Fred:
Max: That only happened once, there was no need to make a rule out of it.
Fred: Yet again here you are.
Max:
Fred:
Max: What if I break up with him? Can I ask Marko to let him join Redbull then?
Charles: You're giving me a sticker? Max: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!” Charles: I'm not a preschooler. Max: Fine, I'll take it back Charles: I earned this, back off!
Max, over text: turn around ;) Max: no the other way Max: wrong way again Charles: where the fuck are you Max: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me
"babygirlify that man!"
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This man is literally insane! I was having heart palpitations and he was having fun 😭
Every black girl is so pretty
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