I hate programming languages (like JavaScript)

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Paul Irish

BitBucket

An (almost)one-liner function for Fibonacci sequence with numbers less than a parameter:

fib :: (Num a, Ord a) => a -> [a] fib lessThan = reverse . last $ takeWhile (\xs -> head xs < lessThan) $ infiniteFibonacci where infiniteFibonacci = iterate (\li@(y:x:rest) -> (x+y):li) [1,0]

and for a Fibonacci sequence with a given number of elements:

He was quite ahead of his time, wasn't he?

As a programmer, you must know C

Everyone, everywhere, at any given time in the history of mankind

You read that at least once. Because everything is written in C.

You know that, so let me make you a list of things which - I bet you didn't know - were written in C.

CocaCola recipe is written in C

The TV girl from The Ring is written in C (maybe using curses?)

Internet is written in C

Europe is written in C

Roman Empire was written in C, and it fell in ruin because malloc actually returned a NULL pointer and they didn't check for that

Apple is written in C, and they sell so much stuff because they check after every malloc

The Pope is written in C (K&R C I guess)

Obama is written in C

Black holes are written in C

C is written in C

Assembly languages are written in C

Cute puppies are written in C

Sauron's Ring was written in C (hence Mount Doom was written in C++)

Plastic is written in C

The C letter is written in C

Dual monitor wallpapers are written in C

Higgs' Boson is written in C

Bacon is written in C

The secret diary which every teenager girl tells her deepest secrets to is written in C

Twilight saga was written in C

Human hands and feet are just C arrays of void pointers

Death is just a call to free

Inception is just a pointer to a pointer to a pointer to a dream

By the way, Leonardo Di Caprio is written in C (C99 standard I believe)

Stupidity is written in C and compiled with gcc -O

If you read this far, you're actually written in C too

This list of stuff written in C is written in C

Dawson Leery is written in C89