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One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

Tumblr has a very odd relationship with the English language, which probably explains the terrible reading comprehension.

*kneeling really really low to the ground and pointing at very small marks in a patch of mud* see look right here... mosquito prints. we're on the right track

unrealistic how institutional knowledge rarely causes problems in star trek given how much it causes problems in the real world. nobody’s ever getting calls from their last posting because they’re the one who revamped the code for the ship’s navigational array and no one else can figure out how it works. there are no sticky notes on consoles that say “talk to alex before touching” and it turns out alex retired to risa and hasn’t been heard from since. no one’s spending their whole shift deciphering barely comprehensible notes from the previous ops chief

#when o'brien left ds9 he left behind a padd that read “good fucking luck” and nothing else (via @butterflyslinky)

love isnt real it was made up by dan and phil to sell more photocards

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

guy whose favourite era of history is the han dynasty: when are we gonna see a cop turn their back on an oppressive government and start a new, more benevolent one that doesn’t overtly rely on the unpaid labour of the poor and enslaved

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

”you are a lawyer he is a hamster” 😭😭😭😭

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

This post saved me 2 years ago btw

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier