Stuck In A Microwave

whenever ppl talk about the goomba fallacy in like huh? what does white people getting off to goombas have anything to do with this ohhh yeah I forgot. this is like that. fair. and then don't realize for another hour they meant the other goomba thing

What's goomba fallacy?

would you guys get mad at me if i made another pingas related post in a row. would you be pissed

nobody love me… they all forget me they all leave GAHH!!!! this is what i get for falling in love with a salmon…

this is a dream smp reference just so yk :/

this is atually seleton from undert ale

hate when a company tries to sell its food to me with sex, like ohh do you want sex and a chicken burger. no. they don't go together. conflicting activities.

guy who brought home silver at the horrible cramp olympics, filling his time in retirement with recreational spasms and pains: oh boy, for me

just saw a squirrel dodge roll across a tree

I might be alone on this one but I don't find diseases all that enjoyable

@diseases-for-center-control can you fact check this

Who else will embrace you quite as warmly as a 103 degree fever. Who else will have your nostrils flowing with abundance, your lungs as full as your joyful heart! You will learn to enjoy the diseases, in time.

My brother named Ibuprofen 500mg could totally kick your ass,like he will totally beat you up, he is taller than you and he does karate on Saturdays

Everybody wants to physically fight the diseases, and nobody wants to get a flu shot. A+ plan. Let's pinan shodan a germ, that'll work.

seeing "protect the action figures" as a response to "Protect the dolls" is maybe the most insulting thing I've ever seen, to both trans men and trans women.

First of all, the term "protect them dolls" exists because trans women, and especially trans women of color, are killed disproportionally. you are literally "all lives matter"-ing this. Secondly, can we stop this stupid fucking trend of giving gay/trans men the worse version of something that already exists for women?

I still remember having to explain to a lesbian that the term sapphic comes from a real poet who was a lesbian and had droves of love poems about women and is so influential her home is what lesbians are named after and "acheillian" comes from a guy from a story who might've fucked his friend.

"The mlm flag is only so ugly because its the lesbian flag but with boy colors" ok well that's lame as fuck actually

Literally !! get ur hands off my things get ur own !!!

The first time I took acid my friend and I were trying to make a ranked list of different divination methods and number one on the list was “you already know the information”