Stuck In A Microwave

fuck its Already like 100 am

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

Ochrophytes stole my oyster harvest. Can't have shit in Cornwall 😤

just blocked somebody for whinging about how we need psychiatrists & carceral medicine on an antipsych post and i shit you not their bio listed them as an "anarcho-zionist"

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

It's actually kind of an instant win scenario. I can see how you'd think it's the other thing, though.

Hahah every trans person loves [product]. Trans culture is [music by cis people]. I mean [cis person] is soooo trans-coded. To be trans is to like [video game]. Queer culture is pretty much just [product]. Spend money spend money spend money consumerism labubu . Stuff animal . Video game . Generic Pop Star . Celebrity .

if you say “AFAB people” i’m just gonna assume you’re a cryptoterf 99/100 times

Sorry folks I unplugged the computer those circus people lived in. No more clown, no more chattering teeth. They're all dead now. Rabbit too.

We’ve all GOTTA pitch in to put on an Amazing Digital Funeral to save the rec center!!

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*