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It's already canon but imagine Grubbs not giving two shits about wearing clothes and likes to walk around the house naked or in the skimpiest outfits possible

hc that Kirilli loves the Harry Potter series and forces everyone to marathon all the movies with him

but can you imagine how happy Kernel was to see both Shark and Dervish, arguably the only two friends he's ever had, after more than 30 years? and that they remembered him?

Imagine Kernel still getting nightmares about his eyes being ripped out and then waking up in the dark

Reminder that Grubbs did all the jobs around the house when Dervish was a vegetable. Grubbs having to learn how put the clothes on wash cycle, accidentally stains the whites pink, hides those clothes forever. Grubbs trying to cook, looking up top 10 easy recipes to do in the kitchen, almost electrocutes himself with the toaster some how, slyly debates putting a bib on Dervish when feeding him. Grubbs dragging Bill-E over to help him mop and sweep. Inevitable water fights and slipping around on wet floors. Grubbs remembering how his parents used to keep the house clean and do the chores. Meera dropping by to check up on them, pleasantly surprised at how clean everything is. ("Did you do all this Grubbs?" She asks. Grubbs just shrugs). Even when Dervish comes back, Grubbs still does them. He gets used to the routine; it helps ground him, makes the place feel less like a mansion and more like his home.

One thing I really love about the series is how much everyone, especially the guys, cry and how it's never made out to be some huge deal or something to be mocked for

I just noticed this parallel In Demon Thief Shark: You're illusions. Lord Loss sent you to torment me with hope. Dervish: Don't be a dope, could any illusion look this good? In Slawter Dervish: That's really you? You're not an illusion? He hasn't created an image of you, to torment me? Grubbs: Don't be stupid. Not even Michelangelo could sculpt a face this perfect.

Shark calling fighting hordes of demons in the mouth of a gigantic demon "fighting these horrible furballs"

AU where the demons live on Earth and disguise themselves as humans to lure and kill their prey. Artery is Lord Loss' "adopted son" (more like LL enjoys collecting/controlling problem kids) who ends up getting very..........interested in Kernel. Kernel finds out Art has a thing for biting.

Reminder that young!Dervish strokes his hair spikes for comfort

favourite background character: the punk band singer that's so into it he doesn't even notice the three pig headed chicken demon running around killing everyone

Shark: *would punch a sea of punks for Kernel* Dervish: *dead lifts Kernel and saves him from getting crushed* Dervish and Shark are the original Kernel protection squad

Kernel: *scuttles out from behind a rubbish bin* Shark: (ง'̀-'́)ง

shoutout to the psychiatrist Meera recommended who, after his second session with Dervish, said he never wanted to see him again because their sessions were too disturbing Half of me is positive that half the time Dervish was probably fucking with the psychiatrist just for shits and giggles Imagine Dervish in the middle of a session, scanning titles of books for inspiration ("The demons started quoting poetry in old English to me" Dervish says solemnly. The psychiatrist throws up his hands). Dervish jumping on the table, pretending he's fighting the demons when he's just casually trashing the poor guys desk. Dervish just screaming as loud and high pitched as he can. When he's finished he goes "wow, I actually feel better. I can't wait for our next session."