Stillhet.

brother i think i up and got to figuring out some norwegian sign language. 

>In your excitement you don’t wait for him to reply, you face him full on and begin what you think is a sweet sentiment. 

one of those motherfuckin virgin prices. where my virginity is all up and being worth a certain amount of money and it accumulates with age. 

saw something like that in a human movie once. 

thanks, you all help and make me motherfuckin feel special like, brother. 

Gamzee is not “deceptively” intelligent. He’s intelligent. Period. He may not be entirely aware of certain cues and he may get lost on some subjects but that doesn’t make him less intelligent, and he’s not using his absent-mindedness as a sort of mask for some deep, dark plot. How fucking paranoid are you that you have to give everyone some sort of ulterior motive? Shit, girl, no wonder you get all this hate if you go dishing it out to the innocents like this. Don’t even THINK about how you gotta cry martyr because this right here is unwarrented itself. Gamzee ain’t done shit to you, and if I recall he even tried helping you before, and this is how you repay him? Constant belittling and demonization?

What he’s done is nowhere NEAR comparable to the shit you give him. He ain’t even done shit to you personally, so why the fuck do you intentionally antagonize the little bro? Because of what my descendant did? Shit, what does my descendant have to do with your vile attitude? You have a fear against Gamzee and his iteration? Then shut the fuck up, stay away, and let sleeping dogs lie. He doesn’t antagonize you, he don’t talk to you, why do you make it a point of doing it to him?

And then you turn away with the back of your hand with “woe is me I must be pitied for something that happened in the past that wasn’t anyone’s fault but this one specific person and now everyone’s attacking me for getting my own stupid self into these situations” you’re a fucking Alternian, for fuck’s sake. Don’t look even more pathetic than you already are, fucking act already. Go kill my descendant if it’ll get that bridge built and you over it. Shit, no one’s here willing to listen to you gripe about how cruelly you’re treated when you clearly don’t deserve it.

Fuck off with that unsettling shit, too, what’s Gamzee done today (or lately, or EVER) to you that’s unsettling? Called Terezi silly? Oh no, how unsettling. Said some hellos? I’m terrified.

The only thing unsettling here is how you latch onto him like a leech. That’s what you are is a bloodsucking leech who preys on the pity and compliments of others when you shouldn’t get any praise at all.