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Believe in a Smiling God!

@strexcorpemployee

Hi! My name's Kevin, host of the hit radio show Welcome to Desert Bluffs®, funded by StrexCorp Synernists Incorporated®! I'm "hecka" excited to meet new people here on Tumblr, since meeting people spreads smiles, and smiles spread happiness, and happiness is work! ((This is an independent RP blog for Kevin from Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor's Welcome to Night Vale, feel free to ask questions or do whatever! Icons cropped by itsnotkev, the art of which is done by videntefernandez))

82 posts

strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

desertbluffstourism

Now more than ever, good citizens of the Desert Bluffs Greater Metropolitan Area. If you believe (make no mistake, you must), then stand with us.

[Welcome, new followers! Please do not remove caption.]

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Jul 1, 2014

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strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Hi, Carlos! It's been a while, huh? How are you? Feeling fine? Feeling productive?

Not really. I’m actually pretty bored. How are you contacting me?

strexcorpemployee

[text] StrexCorp® can’t be ‘over’.

[SMS: ???] Well, it doesn’t own anything in Night Vale anymore. [SMS: ???] I don’t know all of the details. I’m not in Night Vale.

strexcorpemployee

[text] Oh? Where are you?

strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Hi, Carlos! It's been a while, huh? How are you? Feeling fine? Feeling productive?

Not really. I’m actually pretty bored. How are you contacting me?

[SMS: ???] Why not?

strexcorpemployee

[text] StrexCorp® can't be 'over'.

strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Hi, Carlos! It's been a while, huh? How are you? Feeling fine? Feeling productive?

Not really. I’m actually pretty bored. How are you contacting me?

[SMS: ???] It’s over, Kevin. Stop asking questions and just leave it alone.

strexcorpemployee

[text] That doesn't make sense.

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strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Hi, Carlos! It's been a while, huh? How are you? Feeling fine? Feeling productive?

Not really. I’m actually pretty bored. How are you contacting me?

strexcorpemployee

[text] I was thrown into one of the doors. [text] Did you say StrexCorp fell? [text] *StrexCorp© [text] Because that’s impossible! [text] Don’t say something silly like that, Carlos! [text] Please don’t

[SMS: ???] It’s gone. [SMS: ???] Night Vale brought them down.

strexcorpemployee

[text] Why?

[text] Why would anyone want to stop working? Do the people in Night Vale just not like smiling?

strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Hi, Carlos! It's been a while, huh? How are you? Feeling fine? Feeling productive?

Not really. I’m actually pretty bored. How are you contacting me?

[SMS: ???] What happened after StrexCorp fell? Were you there for that?

strexcorpemployee

[text] I was thrown into one of the doors.

[text] Did you say StrexCorp fell?

[text] *StrexCorp©

[text] Because that’s impossible!

[text] Don’t say something silly like that, Carlos!

[text] Please don’t

strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Hi, Carlos! It's been a while, huh? How are you? Feeling fine? Feeling productive?

Not really. I’m actually pretty bored. How are you contacting me?

[SMS: ???] Please stop. I don’t need this right now.

strexcorpemployee

[text] I don't know where I am.

[text] You're the only one in my phone that I want to talk to.

[text] I'm not sure if I should have you in my phone.

[text] I don't know what happened.

#usuallyfine #{{ahaha figuring kevin out after the episode is going to be tough}}#{{tell me if i do something bad im figuring out how to do this}}

strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Hi, Carlos! It's been a while, huh? How are you? Feeling fine? Feeling productive?

Not really. I’m actually pretty bored. How are you contacting me?

strexcorpemployee

[text:] Oh, I knew your number from before and, well… there isn’t very much for me to do, either! I’m… I don’t know where I am, but it feels like a very happy place! Like a very good, productive place!

[SMS: ???] I’m not very comfortable with talking to you. [SMS: ???] Not in a very good mood.

strexcorpemployee

[text] Cheer up!

[text] Cheer up!

[text] Cheer up!

[text] You can’t be productive if you aren’t in a good mood! Or is it the other way around? I can’t remember.

strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Hi, Carlos! It's been a while, huh? How are you? Feeling fine? Feeling productive?

Not really. I’m actually pretty bored. How are you contacting me?

strexcorpemployee

[text:] Oh, I knew your number from before and, well... there isn't very much for me to do, either! I'm... I don't know where I am, but it feels like a very happy place! Like a very good, productive place!

#{{i totally didnt think communication through}}#{{whoops...}}#{{hope you dont mind if i turn this into texting though? tell me if you do}}

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strexcorpemployee

Jul 1, 2014

Wow.... that wasn't very nice.

That wasn't very nice at all.

...

...

#night vale rp #old oak doors #wtnv spoilers #kevin #wtnv rp

strexcorpemployee

May 25, 2014

It's been a little while, Desert Bluffs and friends, but I'm back!

Feel free to send some questions my way, okay? (:

strexcorpemployee

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May 22, 2014

itsnotkev-deactivated20141231

Okay so like. Pls reblog if you're a strex related rp blog??

strexcorpemployee

May 22, 2014

strexcorpemployee

✉

Send me ✉ and I’ll randomly generate a text message you’ll get from my muse.

[text] I’m scared.

[text]: What? The kiss?

strexcorpemployee

[text]: Yeah, that. That’s not something StrexCorp® likes….

[text]: Well they haven't said anything yet. We'll be okay. It's not like it meant anything.

strexcorpemployee

[text]: Oh, yes, of course! Maybe they'll just realize I didn't feel any emotions after all! You're absolutely right. (:

#hesaidneat #{{kevin no}}

strexcorpemployee

May 22, 2014

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strexcorpemployee

May 22, 2014

♪

"And the Empire grows with the news that we're winning

With more fear to conquerAnd more gold thread for spinningBright as the sun, shining on everyone

Some would say that we forced our words...And we find that ingenuously churlishWords are just wordsDon't be so pessimistic, weak and girlish!

We like strong and happy peopleWho don't think there's something wrong with prideWork makes them free...And we spread that freedom far and wide!"

"Wow! What a great song!"

#itsnotkev #{{i had to with this song whoops}}

strexcorpemployee

May 22, 2014

strexcorpemployee

✉

Send me ✉ and I’ll randomly generate a text message you’ll get from my muse.

[text] I’m scared.

[text]: Why? What's wrong?

strexcorpemployee

[text]: I was thinking about what happened before we talked yesterday. I don’t think StrexCorp® would like it.

[text]: What? The kiss?

strexcorpemployee

[text]: Yeah, that. That’s not something StrexCorp® likes….

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