dont go big, go home

watching the concert in central park on tv is making me wish I was born in the right place and at the right time to experience it live

the way that the open window at nighttime will generate smells that only existed in a dream from when you were 8

sorry to be a feminist killjoy but i think divorce is fine and normal and has absolutely no bearing on a person's character

its actually so insane and mindblowing and unbelievable that bridge over troubled water is a song that exists that i can listen to with my ears. and i get to hear that song whenever i want to. like you can literally just play bridge over troubled water whenever you dont even have to ration it or save it for special occasions or anything

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

all gambling advertising should be illegal

same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes and crypto and medicine and religion and. all adverts should be illegal.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi