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@straws-and-stats
There's this site called text obfuscator that does a mass auto google translate of any text you write. Anyway, here's the entire Zelda series according to the funniest results I got for each game:

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In light of both the announcement of The Magnus Protocol and the introduction of polls to tumblr, I thought it would be a good time to reintroduce the fandom to Ye Olde TMA Fan Survey!
If you weren’t one of the 3,500+ people able to take the survey back in the day and it sounds like something you’re interested in, I’ve got good news for you:
THE TMA FAN SURVEY IS STILL UP AND RUNNING!
Take the survey here (it contains spoilers through the finale!!!)
Read after the break for more context and for the results of the initial run!
Rusty Quill Gaming Stats! (Part 3)
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As a tribute to the crew who made the show so special, I'd like to end the stats by taking a look at a statistically interesting tidbit for each of the 9 characters featured in the book.
Here goes:
SASHAÂ -Â In the table below, I recorded when the party arrived in each location and compared that to when Sasha used the skill Knowledge (Local) for the first time in that location. Sasha acclimated to location changes quickly, using Knowledge (Local) within an average of 2.5 episodes after arriving somewhere new.
Rusty Quill Gaming Stats! (Part 2)
[part 1 here]Â [part 3]
Going back to characters, there was a lot of interesting data on combat, including how often each party member hit their foe, what their kill counts were, and more. Here’s a table with that data - numbers will vary from other similar counts due to the fact that I focused on what happened mechanically during combat, and these values were different from what happened mechanically within the plot. Shout-out to Sasha and Hamid for being knocked out the most. Cel and Azu need Piccolo to teach them to DODGE
The book contained a chart of total damages and heals of the party through the whole campaign - I took that data and normalized each character's stats against the number of episodes they appeared in to get a per capita analysis of who had the most bang for their buck.
Cel and Grizzop do the most damage across their episodes, leading to the conclusion that in order to become a hard hitter in Erasing the Line, you need 3 things: 1) Be your player's second PC, 2) Not be around for the full duration of level development, and 3) Use a crossbow
Additionally, since Zolf has the highest per capita values for "damage taken" and "healed others for", we can see that his raging hero complex is statistically accounted for.
Finally, Sasha gets healed for the most HP, as is befitting of her sovereignty over getting knocked out.
Rusty Quill Gaming Stats! (Part 1)
Hi. If you run in Rusty Quill circles, you might remember me from that big ol' statistical fan survey for The Magnus Archives that will outlive us all. Well, I am here today to deliver unto you statistics of a different sort - this time in celebration of Rusty Quill Gaming!Â
I examined nearly every die thrown during the campaign for the project "LOLOMG: A Performance Review by Oscar Wilde". Designed w/ the PHB in mind, the project aims to thank those who produced RQG & celebrate the characters who brought us here. Check it out here!Â

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Rusty Quill Gaming might be ending, but the time we’ve spent with these characters and players has been very dear to many of us. Since this wonderful show has meant so much to so many people, a few of us got together to make a book celebrating it!
The work in this book is by Dubious Gem (@regulationblues), Lowell, serhawke (@cityelf), Nix (@scatteredheroes), nik (that’s me!), Sumi, Oddly Specific, and Strawcup (@straws-and-stats).
If you’d like to see the whole thing, you can view it here,  and keep an eye on @straws-and-stats​ on tumblr for a full breakdown of the stats they discovered!
(part 2)
OKAY, here we go!!! the survey that you have all been taking and sharing has been thoroughly analyzed by our darling data gremlin!
this massive fan survey has been just one part part of the @eyelovetma project, a collaboration between around 130 fans of The Magnus Archives. the survey closed with close to 3,500 responses, and the results can all be seen right here.
if you’d like to see the other aspects of the project, please go look at the ELT website (which can be found on the tumblr linked above)! there you’ll see art, poetry, three separate sets of data, music, and an entire fanmade website for The Magnus Institute.
thanks to everyone who made this possible - i’m very emotional about all of the work behind this and i hope you all like it!!
oh my god, folks, we are having so much fun with the responses for the tma fan survey! some answers have moved us, many have made us laugh extremely hard, and some have been very surprising. but no one (except jon, obviously) was surprised to see that these two were overwhelmingly the favorite characters.
we have 1,853 responses to the survey right now and we hope to get to 2,500 by the time it closes on mar. 15, 2021. if you haven’t taken it yet, please do! we really want to see as much of the fandom represented as possible. Â
this art is by the wonderful shanni!Â
[alt image id: martin is a white man in a hoodie and round glasses. he walks into jon’s study enthusiastically and says, “hey jon! apparently there’s this survey of the most popular characters in TMA.” jon, a dark-skinned man in a large sweater with his hair in a bun, looks at a sheet with a pie chart, showing both of them taking up around 40% of it. he says, surprised, “you and i take up so much space on the chart… hold on- i can’t be that popular?!” martin hands jon a mug of tea, and kisses him on the forehead while saying, “well… i’m only surprised there aren’t more people who see what i see in you.” jon smiles warmly and replies, “thank you, martin.” they look at the chart again, and jon notices that elias takes up space on the chart too. he asks, “but- what do they see in elias?” they both look at the reader with a deadpan expression. the next panel shows a running tape recorder with a spider perched on top of it. jon instinctively attempts to hit it with a book while martin yells “jon NO”]