forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

if you need me ill be jerking off face down in my bed

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

"Not dating or having sex isn't even a source of discrimination in real life-" How many rights and benefits are tied up in marriage contracts though? How much of our economic and societal structure is built with the clear expectation that people couple up and support each other? Where's the security nets and affordable options for people who will never have a partner/spouse to take care of them? How many people save serious commitment only for people they have a romantic and sexual relationship with? How many people will unquestionably prioritize their sexual and romantic relationship above all other social connections in their lives? And where does that leave the people who don't want that at all, ever?

Diva alert ⚠️

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

you can still radiate light if you’re sad. you can still be kind and soft-hearted if you’re a bit cynical. you don’t need to be the happiest person to make someone else’s day better.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser