If You’re Wondering What it Tastes Like

Careful, she bites…

She was wondering what happened to that tie she bought for your anniversary

Heard your back was sore, it’s a good thing we know a masseuse

I know just how to cheer you up

She knows you like breakfast in bed

You just think about it as a two for one offer

You don’t really think she spends the day home alone, do you?

On those days where he was just too tired, she was more than happy to let him lean back and enjoy the show.

He won’t stay mad for long if he catches us, don’t worry

Why don’t you come over and we can do stuff we can’t tell anyone else about?

She almost made it to the end of dinner before sneaking off to the restroom to send you pictures. Looks like you would be taking dessert to go.

He didn’t want her for the night, he suggested taking your wife away for the weekend to really give her the experience she deserved.

x gimme gimme

She had a way without words

Your lunch meeting turned into something more and now you were going to have to wear your gym clothes home and drop your suit off at the dry cleaners on the way. Probably best to pick up dinner to keep your wife in a good mood.

HR caught wind of what your wife had been doing with the sales team at their holiday party, and she got called in to the office for a more thorough investigation. Turns out, she’s not going to lose her job, but she will need to meet with them weekly.

Bad day? Gimme five minutes, I know how to cheer you up.