my favorite eager men of the month picks for January 2026.

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Claire Keane
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my favorite eager men of the month picks for January 2026.

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I posted this on Tiktok and it flopped, and I worked hard, and it bummed me out, so let's try here ππ
I'm obsessed with Hollanov right now, but these three shows DESTROY MEEEE.
Tiktok og, in case this is muted: @ strawberry.amethyst π©·
I think I like you a little too much.
sorry i cant stop thinking about it
shane: hey :) play better next time best buddy :)
scott: take ilyas dick out of your mouth before you talk to me
Shane and Ilya Heated Rivalry S01E05

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Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann
"why does it have to always be about knights?" because there's nothing hotter than a hulking mass of metal who could kill me with a flick of his wrist but instead gets on his knees and trembles as he restrains himself from begging for my touch. i'm not going to get that from some fur trader or councilor, am i?
alice & alice
Brendan Fraser as George George of the Jungle (1997) dir. Sam Weisman
Westley! Oh, Westley, darling!
THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

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ao3 turns 16 today.
reblog if youβre older than archive of our own
"I like what you've done with the place, Hal," Radzig followed his son into the final room on his tour of the forge, Henry's personal room. He accepted the glass of wine from the blacksmith, smiling sadly, "Martin would be proud."
"Thank you, father," Henry said with a solemn nod, sipping from his own goblet, "it hasn't been easy. But I've had plenty of support."
Radzig rounded the table, approaching the cage in the corner of the room at the back. The raven looked up at the stranger, tilting his head to the side as he bent down to look into his cage.
"And who is this creature?"
"Cunt!"
"That's Kabat," Henry said, joining his father at the bird's cage to glare down at his foul-mouthed feathered friend, "and, yeah, he is a cunt. But he's alright."
Before Sir Radzig could say anything else, Kabat squawked, "fuck me harder, fuck me harder!"
Henry's eyes widened as his father turned to look at him in amusement. He cleared his throat, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly, "he used to live at a bathhouse."
"Hans, fu-"
Henry threw a large sheet over the cage and hurriedly began ushering his father from his room, "the bathhouse was in Rattay. Did I show you the stables?"
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It didn't take long for Sir Hans to show up. He seemed surprised to see Radzig, enjoying the shade of the willow tree in the garden. The young noble approached, clearly thinking of an excuse for his presence.
"Sir Radzig-"
"Sir Hans," Radzig interrupted before he received more context than either of them were comfortable with, "are you enjoying your stay here?"
"Indeed, Sir Radzig," he said, far too innocently. Hans didn't meet his gaze, though, and he folded his arms to keep his hands from fidgeting nervously, "the guest room is most inviting."
Radzig just nodded, ever discreet, "I'm sure it is."
henry listening to the whole knights story and listening to hans tell him he would kill himself if anything happened to henry and heβs like im going to just place my hand over yours and leave and thatβs enough for me like if hans hadnβt pulled him in and made the first move henry wouldβve been satisfied with just that simple touch he knows his place and wouldnβt have asked for more. whole game heβs been slowly growing more bold with hans but only with his words βanything for youβ βi care about youβ βi wonβt allow anything to happen to youβ words you can say as a squire to a lord, afraid of going any further, and hans is the one who closes the distance heβs the one who apologized first in the cell, heβs the one who went for the hug in Maleshov, hes the one who asks henry out to a hunt and a drink, heβs the one who tells this story and then grabs henry before he leaves and kisses him. Henry knows his place and can only hope. Hans knows his place and itβs with henry. Get out of THE FUCKING WAY QUICK
Gelphie and Wenclair are both just so
Hans wearing that yellow pourpoint at the Semine wedding, reblog if you agree

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I love this scene so much and had to make a GIF, just the way Hans literally just... YEETS himself at the attacker to save Henry. π₯Ί
AND THE MAN ASKS WHY CAN'T HE SAVE HENRY ONCE FOR A CHANGE?! IM????!?!?! RRRRRR.
... I'm so totally normal about Hansry and this game. So totally normal.
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Fight little wolf