I am a Hurricane of Emotion.

Also a girl who I really like but am not yet very close to has enthusiastically joined a pyramid scheme and posts 900 videos a day of her washing an orange and it’s honestly killing me but I never want to shit on anyone’s dreams so I’m going along as if they’re 10/10

So. I got a first (distinction) for this year of my degree, which I did in the throws of my high-risk pregnancy, before I gave birth and without attending a single tutorial. Not one for patting myself on the back, but I'm very, very proud of myself!

Off to be induced! Absolutely shitting it 😂😂

Do you remember that girl I was talking about who was telling everyone she was also in a high risk pregnancy even though she wasn’t? She’s just messaged me on Instagram, unprovoked, to tell me how horrendous labour is and how nothing will help me, nothing will comfort me and I will hate it, but I should drink coconut water knowing full well I’m being induced in 2 days?????????

The baby has 4 days to get out of me or the doctors are going to medically make him leave and please kid, take one for the team

M gave me a Tiffany’s ring for my birthday and when he handed me the bag I literally went ‘omg is this an engagement ring’ and it wasn’t and he was like ‘this is why I’m giving it to you whilst we’re alone’ 😂😂😂😂

I didn’t give birth... Also, they weighed me today and because I’ve been on this special diet for the gestational diabetes, I now weigh less then I did when I first got pregnant????? I was 69kg and I am now 65kg??????? Except I’m also 9 months pregnant ????????????

For the last 3 weeks I have been jokingly saying he is going to come on Wednesday this week and I actually think I might be having the start of contractions ????????????