my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

Whats up ladies i im several years behind

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism