AMERICA

This is the kind of man we need running our country.

Better than the original

Why be vegan when you can grapefruit?

Everybody should see this movie

Take notes y’all

Amen! We should help the nation of Africa. Only a little though, we don’t want them to get the idea that they’re entitled.

Fuck the Earth. What has the Earth ever done for me??

Dear fast food workers, It's come to my attention that many of you, supposedly in 230 cities across the country, are walking out of your jobs today and protesting for $15 an hour. You earnestly believe -- indeed, you've been led to this conclusion by pandering politicians and liberal pundits...

The good Lord created animals for man to eat. Anyone who says otherwise is a God-hating atheist.