ChoshiMemes

^ This is why you should never date a yankee regardless of where you are in the world. You deserve better. They deserve nothing.

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

Winter is a cruel mistress. Spring is a seductive temptress. Summer is a lovely woman but her dick is a bit too large to fit comfortably unless you put in some work. Fall is pretty chill if you have a high THC tolerance.

Waifu impact has a spanish translation and yet deltarune doesn't.

LEAVE THE MILLIONARE ALONE HE'S JUST A HARD WORKING WHITE BOY MAKING THIS GAME ALL BY HIMSELF PLUS LIKE A DOZEN OTHER DEVS BUT THATS IRRELEVANT OK ALL HE HAS IS 2 OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL INDIE GAMES OF ALL TIME SELLING ATLEAST 13 MILLION COPIES PLUS HIS PAYCHECK FROM WORKING ON POKÉMON PLUS HIS PAYCHECK FROM PUTTING SANS IN SMASH BROS HE IS LITERALLY INDEPENDENT AND ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT GAVE ANY INDUSTRY CONNECTIONS. HES SO HUMBLE AND DEFINITELY DOES NOT HAVE MORE MONEY THAN I'LL EVER OWN IN MY LIFE FROM MERCH SALES MADE IN SWEAT SHOPS PROBABLY. WHEN YOU INSULT MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY IT HURTS ME WHY CANT THE STUPID BEANERS JUST SHUT UP. ITS JUST A VIDEO GAME WHY DO U CARE. I DEFINITELY DONT CARE WHICH IS WHY IM SUCKING THIS WHITE BOY DICK SO HARD. SPENDING MY TIME DEFENDED A MAN WHO WILL NEVER KNOW ME. ITS WORTH IT IF I GET TO PUNISH LATINOS FOR THINKING THEY DESERVE ANYTHING.

'it can be sooo stressful owning people as property. it makes sense you'd lash out every so often, i mean heck, thats why i don't wanna own any, i couldn't handle how stressful and difficult it is to have to deal with them every day. plus, I just hate the demographic of people that you're legally allowed to own, they're annoying to be around and unclean. i avoid them in public because of that, I'm glad there are so many places they're banned from' and other things you can say about children without anyone batting an eye

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

one time at boarding school the woman from the office was taking some prospective-customer parents on a tour and came into our classroom and asked me in particular what i thought of the school. and i said i more or less liked it but also that i know she picked me because im literally the only one here who likes it. so i'd like to give the floor to the other students. and everyone started shouting about how terrible a place it is.

When will pride month be over already

We will ban men and heterosexuals from being attracted to furry girls. From now on, only transgender lesbians can love furry women.

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

I dont like how "reclaim" has turned into "can use against others in the exact same way it always has been and equally offensively"