Trash Gorl

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

the urge to fuck him when he starts rambling about nerdy shit i don't understand

Be Normal about Elves.

everyone reblog this and tag what your partner pokemon would be if pokemon were real mine would be scolipede

Dewott

my room-temperature take is that we don't get anywhere by trying to figure out who's being queer the right or wrong way. because all being queer is wrong to some people. and those are the people you tell to suck eggs. so all ways to be queer are okay i think. i'm not out here to fight for gay and trans rights so i can turn around and tell my friend not to use it/its pronouns. i dunno.

Self-inserts are a form of self-love. What’s a better self-confidence boost than saying “If I were in my favorite series, I would look SO COOL and all my blorbos would be MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME and I would have AWESOME POWERS and I would have the BEST BACKSTORY and the fandom would ADORE ME.”

i think i speak for most of us when i say i've accepted i'm just going to be using tumblr until it either shuts down or i die

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️