he was the best of them

❝ I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the FIRST TIME your father crowned himself. I held STORM’S END against the power of the Reach FOR A YEAR, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I SMASHED Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the BASTARD OF BOLTON ever won that I should fear him?“ ❞

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !

“If anybody’s out there, you can come out. And if you’re a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.”

“Everybody makes a wrong turn once in a while.”

“Don’t you know that love is the most important thing in the world?”

“We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.”

“Prepare for trouble.”

“When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.”

“I hate water, especially WET water.”

“There’s no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you.”

“My name is Tom Ato/Ann Chovy/Caesar Salad.”

“My brain says to run but my legs ain’t listening.“

“Then came the storm.”

“Just once, I’d like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN’T involve a life-threatening explosion.“

“I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.”

“Where did you get all that chocolate? You’re holding out on us.”

“Thundershock, Thunderbolt… I’ve been destroyed by Pikachu’s attacks so many times I know them all by heart.”

“By the way, that’ll be a two dollar charge for resting on my rock.“

“I want food.“

“It smells like old sneakers mixed with rotten eggs and dead fish with just a hint of skunk fumes.”

“I don’t need a fortune teller to know that. Some woman is ALWAYS causing me trouble! It’s a curse…“

“When I want your opinion, I’ll ask for it!”

“Rejected by the one girl I loved. I’ll never find another one like her again.”

“Everybody’s got secrets hidden in their closet.”

“I know it’s my destiny.”

“Don’t worry, ___. You’ll find plenty of other girls to reject you.”

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games. “Look at me, I’m a king”, Cressen thought sadly. Oh, Renly, Renly, dear sweet child, do you know what you are doing? And would you care if you did? Is there anyone who cares for him but me?