Every character I touch is now trans :3

Okay but Vaquero Samurai would fuck so hard

There are 0 lobsters in this post

That you know about

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

i think ao3 should have a feature like an anonymous kudos but instead of kudos its "i jorked it to completion" and you can leave as many of these as you want and obviously authors would opt-in to this feature on a per-fic basis but like. i want the stats, you know.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

Damnit. Mystery Flesh Pit guy uses AI.

really funny (in a bad way) that the AI is the part of this anyone gives a shit about

ohhh you don’t like that i’ve used AI? well, i’ve killed people. checkmate, liberals.

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons