If I Gotta Be A Bitch Ima Be A Bad One

The Smell Of Cotton Candy Has Gone From “There Must Be A Carnival Nearby” to “Who’s The Douche Who’s Vaping?”.

CONSENT IS SEXY.

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

forgive me father for I am back on my bullshit

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

I’m truly the friend who will fight your ex who did you dirty even after you get over it. like I will see them 5 years later and be like “square fuck up you know exactly what this asswhoopin is for”

my friend clocked my ex in the face unexpectedly literally like 3 years after we broke up and it was the most special I have ever felt. this is a true friend

(pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone