breathe in & breathe out

The next couple of months are gunna fly by and I have so many exciting things happening and no where to explode with all of them anymore. I just want to yell them to the world because they're all good things but I'll just be over here working my butt off and keep busy. Also, hey, has anyone else watched Flash/Arrow/LoT and into it as much as I am?

peonies are back in season at trader joe's which means corey's been living with me for about a year and still likes me??? jokes but srsly, i love living with him.

but like, how do you tell your semi new coworker (she’s been around for a month and a half??) that her bo smells like three day old moldy vomit but when she wears patchouli instead of deodorant, it makes everyone sneeze and feel nauseous without hurting her feelings? 

why isn't there an app to mute your dumb loud roommate + their family yet?????

omgggg I get to make a churro wedding cake next month. 😍😍😍

we're gunna make it through. when you live with your man's friends and hate them, things get messy. and I have claws. don't fuck with me, I am my mothers daughter.

I've been paying at most $1 per coffee drink I get at work for the last two years (if/when they charge me). This morning I stopped at a Starbucks because I'm babysitting in a city I'm not familiar with and my drink without organic milk is $5 (hot short quad vanilla latte). So... I'm fucked when I leave my coffee shop.

when work opens at 6a and people start showing up at 515a. and then the people that come in at 540 and demand to be served even though we aren't close to being ready. SETTLE YOURSELF DICKFACE. you can leave right now and it would actually make my life a hell of a lot easier. see you never.

HAHAHAHA SEE YOU IN JUNE, PORTLAND.