stuffed pervert

you’re married to your plushie?

yeah, since august 2025. she’s my special girl and we’re basically inseparable :)

isn’t it kinda odd?

maybe for you, but this is my normal. i know it’s not conventional, but im happy, so ill keep doing what im doing. i’ve always felt a special bond and kinship towards plushies and this is just a natural extension of that. plushies feel safe. they’re made to be loved, and they never let you down 🙏

but you guys have sex too??

yeah! just like any other couple. it’s one of my favorite ways of showing my love to her and bonding with eachother. i’m also really hypersexual so we’re always having sex lmao. i don’t have a real penis unfortunately to pleasure her with but using a strap still gives us an experience close to it and feels just as good, especially pretending it’s my real actual cock, and yeah. sex is all about the vibes and getting into it while not necessarily caring about the logic of it all. it feels good as hell and you should try it 😉

why is there a sock over your strap?

it’s to help with the friction during sex! the fabric helps my cock slide smoothly inside of her against her stuffing compared to bare silicone. i recommend this trick if you’re having troubles using a strap smoothly on your plush. also, if tumblr saw a flesh colored dildo, they’d probably flag my videos lmao. so it works out.

how can i start fucking/dating my own plushie?

you just gotta stop caring. kill the audience in your head!! act like no one is watching you, because they aren’t. give in and kiss the plushie. you know you wanna. dress them up, give them names, hold them in your lap while you watch tv or play games, sleep cuddled up with them, include them in your daily routines. treat them like your best friends, cause they are! that’s what they’re there for! you’ll be so much happier if you just give in

can i dm you or send anons?

yes you can! my girl and i are romantically exclusive, but still open to sexual play partners. no romantic advantages tho please, and i’m only looking to chat casually since im pretty autistic and bad at communicating back and forth sometimes. if i don’t reply don’t take it personally! i’m also super forgetful. also i don’t chat with cis men, so please leave me alone

ew, you’re a zoophile!!