i eat rocks

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time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this autumn.

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this winter

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this spring

not yet.

The weather's too nice. I need to stab caesar

u cannot unfollow me in any way that matters

ill have my people reblog it to your people

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

Happy deathday caligula

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable