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I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

It’s the time of year where school is beginning to start back up again and I know a lot of students from all years are nervous, stressed, or just ready to get serious about improving their school habits. So, here’s a masterpost of many wonderful school related posts (it’s impossible to include all the wonderful posts I’ve seen over the years).  Enjoy!

How to be Productive and Motivated on the Weekends

How to Write an Essay Last Minute

How to Finish a Group Project on Time

Finals Survival Guide

Study Hacks for College/Uni

Taking Care of Your Household (or Apartment/Dorm): A Checklist

Bullet Journal Page Ideas

A Big Bang of How-to Stuff

10 Tips for Studying and Making Good Grades

Quick Guide to Doing Finals With Mental Illnesses

Types of Study Breaks for Every Situation

Ways to Study that are Actually Productive

Advice and Tips for College Freshman

Multiple Language Learning Methods: One Isn’t Going to Cut it

How to Read Your Textbook: SQ3R Method

How to Prepare for an Exam

How to Make Study Time More Effective

How to Make Your Own Study Guide

How to Get Motivated

Preparing to Start School Again (a Glow Up Post)

How to Choose a Major

Academic Tips for High School and College Students

How to Balance Work and School

How to Get the Most Out of Your Day: A Time Management Post

Campus Living Advice

Budgeting 101

How to Ace AP Exams

Tips for When You’re Taking Online Classes

Transferring Colleges: A How-To Guide to Save Your Sanity

Sites Where You Can Get Free Textbooks

Dorming vs. Renting

Doing College While Being a Single Parent

Study Tips for Finals

Preparing to Enter College/Uni

Organization Tips for School

Important Paper Organization

YNA’s Comprehensive Guide to Finding, Renting, and Setting Up an Apartment

Stress Management Tips

Internship Tips

20 Things to do Before Moving Out of Your Parents’ House

College Cooking 101

Gap Year Advice

Choosing a College

How to Use Office Hours to Your Advantage

Things for Students to Utilize

Effective Reading Tips

Cornell Note Taking Method

ACT Help Masterpost

Tips for People Who Are Bad at Studying

How to Google Like a Boss

How to Never Fall Behind in Classes

Real Talk Tips for Studying

How to Schedule Your Study Time

Back to School Supply Essentials

Tips for Staying Focused

School and Studying Tips

Note Taking Masterpost

AP World History PowerPoint Masterpost

Tips for Studying a New Language

Start School at a Higher Level (Academic Prep)

Working on Self-Discipline to Improve Your Studying

Emma Studies’ Printables Masterpost

How to Take Effective Class/Lecture Notes

How to Create a Study Schedule for the Holidays

Types of Procrastination and How to Deal With Them

Back to School Guide Masterpost

100 Days of Productivity Challenge

10 Tips to Increase Your Study Motivation

2018 Student Guide

10 Small Tips to Improve Your Productivity

A Million Movies to Get You in the School Spirit

How to Improve Your Handwriting Quickly

A Starting Guide to Bullet Journaling

Productivity and Time Management Applications

A Quick Guide to Finals (Masterpost)

How to Deal With Moving Schools/Universities

How to Take Notes from a Textbook

How to Create an Effective Colour Coding System

College Tips for Freshman

On Campus Jobs

Motivating Yourself to Start an Assignment

How to Get Your School Life Back in Order

Where to Learn Things for Free

Surviving School: Masterpost of Helpful Websites and Apps

How to Overcome Presentation Anxiety

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

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 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

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