Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Kiana Khansmith
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
The Bowery Presents
RMH
The Bright Sessions
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
sheepfilms
The Stonewall Inn
almost home
Color Me Curious
taylor price
izzy's playlists!
KIROKAZE
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@stinkymudgoblin
For all the people dating a gadget geek:
Give them a fishing rod, and they'll go fishing
Give them a skateboard, and they'll go skating
Give them a stainless steel pan, and they'll get cooking
In conclusion:
Give them a clit-vibrator, and they might actually fucking find it
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The cardiovascular system is a bagpipe.
Your aorta is the bag.
And you, too, can be graced with the sound of hemodynamics if you take the time to lay your head on a chest and stfu for a moment.
Blessed be this fucked up meat instrument.
Hormones?
Uh, yea, you fucking bet I do
I'd like to think the whole social ritual of "I love you most" "No, I love you most" No, I lo-" etc. etc. Is what cats do when they meow really loud at eachother while getting closer and closer until one of them gets booped off the counter ending the argument
They're fighting, sure, but like, affectionate
I am naught but a simple Victorian dandy, awaiting the return of mine husband from the terrible war overseas
(There's a rain puddle on the path we're walking on and I can't jump over it like he did, it's too big)
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Fun fact:
Cracking open your skull is commonly known as 'a big ouchie'
Pro tip:
Make efforts to avoid getting 'a big ouchie'
Gentle reminder:
Ignoring the pro tip, will bring shame upon your bloodline, and mother will yell at you for it
Anatomy is over, bones have been canceled, and we're reverting the recent updates to the central nervous system
Return to the ocean in a calm and orderly fashion
Norepinephrine, souepinephrine, easepinephrine and wesepinephrine
Try them all!
Make your sympathetic nervous system have an omnidirectional nervous breakdown, and finally get back at that bitch for making you hyperventilate in the school bathroom!
Don't dish it out, if you can't take it!
You myelin covered fuck
Ah yes, the Chicago Lemons
My favorite rowing team
'Studies have shown' is just a modern day version of 'the prophecy has foretold'
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The hippocratic OAT?
Imma need 7 ounces of milm with that please
The moths in my house are NOT welcome
They are stealing my flour, and I just KNOW they're trying to get my sourdough starter>:(
Look at you
You could be inside, in the dark murky cove you call an apartment, and pet your cat
But here you are
Outside, touching grass
Pathetic
I will never leave the cave
I lost the good cutlery in here somewhere and I refuse to eat oatmeal with the bad spoon
Eating mud should be an Olympic sport
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Life hard? Become lemon
Uninstall your shinbones:))
/pos