South Park should end with a second movie called “South Park: Biggest, Longest, & Still Uncut”
Where the plot is similar to Post Covid with it showing the kids as adults having grown apart over the years, something sparking them to time travel, and shenanigans ensuing.
But 1. It should be a musical like the first movie, duh.
2. It instead of it just being time travel, it’s Spiderverse style timeline hopping. All different worlds with different outcomes and references and gags and such. There specifically being a world where the show is still in its original cut out style would be fucking awesome.
3. It brings back every single one off character, gag characters, iconic celebrity parodies, everyone back in some way. Especially the villains. I’m talking Saddam + Mechastreisand + Scott Tenorman + etc big boss fight at the end yes please
4. It ends with them somehow back at the very beginning, with Ike being abducted by aliens and Cartman having an Anal Probe; or hell maybe even further back; with the kids watching Jesus & Frosty The Snowman fight.
We don’t get to see the perfect timeline for the kids, but we know in our hearts that somehow despite everything they’re still together in a little mountain town called South Park.