StillNotGoodAtThis

hey ya

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

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Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

I love this website so much

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

hi I am your rich uncle from borneo I would like to give you one million dollars you just need to come to borneo and you can have one million dollars I already bought you your air plane ticket to borneo to meet me and get one million dollars from me in borneo

first send me proof that you are not a tufted pygmy squirrel

this is extremely convincing to me. I absolutely can see the family resemblance. plus also green sparkly gel pen is my favorite gel pen. I will arrive in borneo shortly

wow that's such a believable address. i am feeling confident about this. thank you for the money upfront I can use it to buy my plane ticket

it's true tho