pat pat on the kitty cat

kid cudi dancing to electric feel is so beautiful 

He is the most beautiful man in the world

This is my sexuality.

where’s that one post that’s like “you could be stranded on a desert with a man and he’d still find a way to touch the small of your back” lmaoooo

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

when she says “ooo” I die

Same. (via matsuda98)

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

when people try to get me to socialize

Me: I’m over white men *sees a white man* Me: HOODY HOO!!!!

Lmfao the pause