Oh, Darling.

you can always turn a meme into a thread.

love,

“Who did this to you?”

“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

“What a shiner!”

“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”

“Does it hurt when I touch it?”

“Let me kiss it better.”

“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”

“Another fight?”

“What happened to your face?”

“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“Let’s get you to the hospital.”

“Why are you so calm about this?”

“You’re bleeding!”

“What are friends for, ey?”

“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”

“You need to look where you’re going.”

“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”

“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”

“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”

“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”

“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”

“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”

“How could you be so careless?”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

and I’ll generate a number from 1 to 45 to determine where your muse has kissed mine and how my muse reacts!

⊰ ░♔░ ⊱

      “Maybe you could try using a different approach to        the situation. Obviously this one isn’t going to work.”

[text]: Are you touching yourself?

[text]: Be nice or I won’t send you pics.

[text]: Have you touched yourself today?

[text]: Hey baby, wanna ride on an airship? ;)

[text]: How many fingers in are you?

[text]: I hope you weren’t planning on getting much sleep tonight.

[text]: I think I don’t have enough pictures of cum on your face.

[text]: I wish I could taste you right now.

[text]: I won’t bother asking you what you’re wearing because all I’ll be doing is taking them off.

[text]: I’m bringing handcuffs.

[text]: I’m coming home early, be ready for me.

[text]: I’ve been thinking about you all day.

[text]: I’ve been touching myself all day.

[text]: It doesn’t feel as good as you, but it’ll do until you get here.

[text]: Prep yourself for me, I’ll be there in ten minutes.

[text]: Roommate just left, they aren’t here for another week~

[text]: Send me pictures.

[text]: Take all your clothes off. I want you to be ready when I get home.

[text]: Tell me you’re a bad girl/boy.