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what i really want is a plot based on two celebrities who have a drunken one night stand.  but, surprise! baby time.  i want it to be a real long slow burn, so much so that for the pregnancy and even maybe awhile after the birth, they’re still not together.  maybe they even get significant others during the time (maybe they slept together while on ‘breaks’ with these significant others). i want them learning how to be a family (and also learning each other), i want them insisting they aren’t a couple, all the while acting exactly like one, and making excuses to do so (maybe we should co-habitate? makes so much more sense than running back and forth, you know?).  I want them on the cover of magazines, touting them as a new sort of ‘modern family’, i want interviews where one is gushing about just how amazing the other is as a parent, and interviewers giving them the side eye (are you sure you two aren’t together? they joke).  Anyways, yeah, give me a slow burn, celebrity pregnancy plot, thanks.

i want a plot where character a and character b are childhood sweethearts and get engaged in high school. they plan to get married after graduation. character a gets cold feet and leaves character b a voicemail on her cell phone the day of the wedding saying that he “just can’t do it and i’m sorry”. He runs away, leaves town, and never explains why he did what he did. what neither of them knew at the time is that character b was pregnant. character b tries to contact character a, but he won’t answer her calls. four years later, he comes back to town to find character b with a three-year-old child, a new boyfriend, and he doesn’t suspect that the child is his. cue the angst. bam.

anyone wanna do a modern romeo/juliet plot?? where their parents are the heads of rival companies or are huge celebrities who have been in a known feud for years and they meet and try to sneak around in secret but there’s paparazzi and tabloids and all that someone please do this with me

consider: romeo and juliet but it’s an f/f plot and they’re cheerleaders from rival teams

i need a famous ship where they’re both insanely busy with album recordings & red carpets & tours & they’re trying to make this whole long distance relationship work but with the time differences & going months without seeing each other it’s difficult, not to mention all the rumors & shit. but then there’s all the cute things like showing up on tour to surprise each other & going to award shows together & just finally seeing each other again after going so long with only facetime dates, missed calls, & late night texts to get them by. honestly idek where i’m going with this i just know that i really want it ??? but like this or message me & we can figure everything out k cool

someone give me a m/m sugar daddy 1x1 & @ first it’s just for the gr8 fucks but one time the sugar daddy ( MUSE A ) invited his sugar baby ( MUSE B ) to some fancy rich gala or something & ppl keep flirting with MUSE B & MUSE A gets hella jealous & takes him back to his huge a$$ penthouse & bangs him so hard telling MUSE B that he’s all his & all of a sudden feelINGS DEVELOP & PLS LET ME BE MUSE B & JUST LIKE THIS OR COME INTO MY ASK PLS

forget the good girl meets bad boy plots seriously give me all the bad girl meets bad boy and makes him succumb to his knees and plays hard to get and drives him crazy and he’s never been this into someone and she enjoys the attention so much and IF YOU’RE WILLING TO BE DARING, THIS COULD BE M/M AND STILL BE SO MUCH FUN pls dance your way into my inbox or like this and i’ll just rain headcanons and feels on you pls-