Steele

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life