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its called euphoria because thats the feeling you get when u turn it off

can i be super super honest with you? im in no way trying to downplay your experiences but i have to speak my truth here. i don't believe that your shitty ex was a man. i just don't. i don't think men have a rich enough inner world to be evil, or insane. based on your stories about "him" i think youre describing an intelligent actor with a robust theory of mind, capable of behaving with intentional malice. not a straight man. basically i think you're lying, and i think youre a lesbian. thats all.

My FWB things there’s nothing wrong with throwing ninja stars at my head

you gotta listen to this new band from philadelphia they’re called “the name of this band is two dogs kissing” and they put reverb AND distortion on their guitars

Come S rank this pussy

while backing up my truck i hit my stepdaughter who adores the gorillaz.