States Personified

Iowa has a knack for musicals. They can act, sing, and play various instruments.

Louisiana watches “The Princess and the Frog” at least twice a week.

A state's favorite food is the type they are best known for producing.

When Connecticut gets angry they say, “I will Connecti-cut you.”

Every single one of them watches Spongebob religiously.

Maine almost always has a toothpick in their mouth.

Delaware is very quiet, but calculating.

All states and provinces who border The Great Lakes are in a club together.

Pennsylvania always carries around pencils. Upon meeting someone new, they hand them a pencil while saying, "Hello, I am pencil-vania,” followed by an awkward wink.

America's states hold friendly competitions against Canada's provinces.

Wisconsin owns a cow named, “Cheeseball.”

On their free time, Hawaii will occasionally give surfing lessons.

Tennessee carries a guitar on their back.

Virginia has England's eyebrows.

New York has a punk haircut.

Michigan is an excellent mechanic.