Random thoughts and things.

OF ALL DAYS THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS

SCREAMING.

not puttin mental illnesses in my bio bc if you cant figure out from a cursory glance that there are things wrong with me there are probably things wrong with you too

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

this gets funnier with each passing year

Which new white boy with fluffy brown hair are the teen girls obsessed with these days I can’t keep up

These dudes keep emerging randomly from the swamps and I have mild face blindness I can’t keep track they literally all look the same to me I’m sorry I don’t know which factory makes them

*tears open scroll, squints* i believe it’s andrew garfield again, sire.

What? Again? He’s like 38.

His hair is still fluffy.

Please let Andrew Garfield see this post?? I'd like very much for him to post a reaction video...

Dear lord no please god no too many people are accusing me of calling Andrew Garfield old when I never said that. I can’t have mainstream Andrew Garfield fans coming after me for making a stupid post about my problem with recognizing faces

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…