Chronicles of Smut

The shibari fic is my all time favourite I come back for it so frequently you never see it written this intricately id love to see your thoughts on it for a round 2

Soon. I actually revisited a lot of my older fics last night because I plan on getting back to them. And Mafia!Ari is pretty high on the list. I have a certain chase scene that was inspired by something @glitter-shrill sent me. Its very different from what I've written before and it does involve a fun take on shibari.

They were ecstatic. Especially Bucky. Not only is he a life long fan but also because he made a lot of money off the games. A lot of money. His bookies and casinos worked overtime during the finals.

According to Bee, Mr. Tato also made a lot of monies. His people had lots of bets going. (And now she's banned from attending any of Bucky's meetings. Bucky's working on changing your mind about that.)

Bee had fun going to her first NBA game. Naturally Bucky got them courtside seats when the Knicks played in NYC. She loved it for all ten minutes and then spent the rest of the time people watching and sharing snacks with her mama. Bee is still talking about the halftime shows.

They watched the away games in the penthouse. The guys are superstitious. Looking for anything that might influence the game. Paying attention to the little things they normally wouldn't. That's how they discovered that anytime Bucky would pick Bee up, Jalen would make a shot. It got to the point where Steve insisted that Bucky hold Bee the entire time.

It cost him more than his last shipping deal. Bee knows her worth and charged him accordingly 😌

She, also, immediately told you that she was being bribed to keep secrets (their deal didn't cover the actual bribe).

So you bribed her to break her initial deal and tell you everything. Unfortunately Bucky knows his girls better than anyone and caught Bee before she reveal anything good.

The two of you were a little dramatic about him separating you until it was time for the start of his mothers day event. All of four hours.

Biker!Steve is going to be so respectful and patient with Dove. To the point it might actually drive her crazy because every little casual brush of his fingers across her back, every time he puts his hands on her waist when he lifts her off his bike, every soft, sweet kiss goodnight is awakening something in her.

Something she can't put a name to, can't quite describe. It's just there, growing and gnawing at her every time he cups her chin, tilting her face up, his deep voice telling her to keep her eyes on him.

It's making her want to do things she's only ever read about. She doesn't know what to do though. And that's driving her as crazy as that growing ache.

Her only relief is that at least Steve doesn't know about the filthy, naughty thoughts she's having.

—Steve knows. He's known from the start. He can the way her eyes dilate, hear the subtle hitch in her breath whenever he reminds her how he strong he is, how through and patient he can be, what'd it be like if she lets him in. Steve knows exactly what's running through her pretty little head. And fuck does he wants to hear her soft voice confessing every dirty and sweet fantasy she has. Because he'll make every last one a reality for her.

All qualities that Steve likes in a woman. Only in this woman.

^live footage of Steve watching tipsy Dove steal one of his rings off his finger and put it in her pocket.

Bee is like that with her mama. That's why everything she likes is "our favorites". Because of course her mama loves elmo and ballet as much as she does.

Whatever she doesn’t like, she assumes her mama doesn't either. Her mama is pretty so she must be pretty too. Bee can dance, naturally her mama can too. Her mama is a great painter so Bee is too.

She falls and scrapes her knee, her mama will make her feel better.

She was just told a big secret, well of course she has to immediately tell her mama.

Her mama was her first friend. Her best friend.

Bee asking to see actual bees 🐝 and then waddling around in an XL beekeeper uniform 🥺

She would love that. The oversized suit dragging behind her as she learns about the honey bees—how they talk through dance, can recognize faces, their favorite flowers and how they make honey.

She runs around the beehive trying to get a glimpse of the mama bee.

As she makes another turn, she trips over her suit and lands in a little pile of flowers.

And the beekeeper is wondering why Mal and Bucky are watching Bee struggle to get off the ground. Its strange because they're so attentive to the sweet little girl. After her third attempt, he goes to help her, only to be stopped by her affronted little huff "I gots it."

Agreed😌 look at him, he's just perfect.

Construction worker!Bucky who's allergic to shirts. At least when you're around. Not that you mind because the view outside your window has never looked better.

Construction worker!Bucky who volunteers to help you with anything and he means anything you need this summer. And this man always knows what you need. (You're discovering how nice it is to not have to ask someone to take care of you, be there for you)

Construction worker!Bucky who's very good with his hands. You'll find out that he wasn't joking when he told you that he can get into tight spots, Just ease in there, one finger at a time and work you open.

Construction worker!Bucky who can put you in the meanest mating press while kissing you soft and sweet like he's fucking you through the mattress.

-Firefighter Bucky volunteers for search and rescue missions when he's off the clock. After overhearing your partner loudly explain it's not his fault you're slow and useless, Bucky summons the whole team to find you.

-Mafia Steve had just finished disposing a body in the woods when he came across you. Does he need to dig a second grave before the day is out?

-MMA Ari needed a break from the gym and almost tripped over you during his jog. Maybe his new exercise can be turning your partner into his new punching bag?

I'm so excited for these asks!!! Literally the highlight of my day. And I saw the alpine divorce thing and was simultaneously shocked but not surprised because *vague gesture at the world* men.

But not our men🙂‍↕️. Not Bucky, Steve and Ari.

Firefighter!Bucky not only organizes your rescue, he helps you cool down, recover and rest. Its been a long time since a man was so selfless and attentive. Also doesn't hurt that he's so beefy and hot. He carried you out of the forest and didnt even break a a sweat. He checked you put very throughly, making sure you were okay, all while promising to make your ex pay. And if you're still distracted by everything that happened today, he has some very creative methods to keep your mind off your ex.

You know you're having a bad day when you stumble across Mafia!Steve getting rid of a snitch. Yet somehow he isn't the worst man you've dealt with today. That honor goes to your ex. Who left you in the middle of the forest with nothing but a half empty water bottle and a dead phone. You were already at your wits end that it didnt occur to you that you should be scared. Instead you snapped at the mobster when he approached you. He liked it. Wanted to know if your bite matches your bark. (It does). He'll get rid of your ex for a price—a date. Sounds good to you.

You must be delirious. Is this a mirage? Maybe the heat is getting to you. Because there's no way you're staring up at the sexiest man you've ever seen. And his sweaty, tanned muscular chest. One minute you're leaning against a tree contemplating life and how you're going to maim your ex when you get out of the forest, and then next your face is being cradled between two large hands and a deep smooth voice is asking your name. He's going to take very good care of you.

She used to but she's not allowed to anymore.

Mostly because her teacher was about to get a stress ulcer trying to keep track of Bee's money.

Bee kept trying to trade her monies for things like pink starburts, crayons and her favorite books.

Her teacher didn't want to have to explain to the mobster why his toddler left with a stack of cash and came back with backpack full of stuffed animals and coloring books.

Meanwhile Bee is the only one not worried, she even told her teacher "Papa will gives me more when I runs out of monies".

She's not wrong.

"Hello," you answer breathlessly, balancing an oversized portfolio in one hand while moving your coffee to the other. Your office door closing behind as you rush to your desk.

"Mrs. Barnes?" You recognize the hesitant voice on the other side. Bee's teacher. Mrs. Cellier. "So sorry to bother you but I have to inform you of a situation."

Your heart lurches forward. Panic flares up. And it settles down just as fast when you hear the details. Slumping in your chair, you have to hold back a laugh. Given how seriously Mrs. Cellier is explaining the "situation" you don't think she'd appreciate you finding it funny.

It is though. To you anyway. Bucky is going to love this.

"—I have no idea where she learned to play blackjack. She told the other children that they have a week to repay her. And Mrs. Barnes—"

If you ask Mal: She would let him stay as a favor for his sister whenever she has to work late. They have an extra guestroom he can sleep in.

If you ask Bucky: Absolutely not. It's bad enough he's staying over for dinner, breathing my air and eating my food. So no, no he cannot stay—Mal what do you mean you already said yes? Well I'm telling you no. What? Why are you laughing? Mal. I'm serious. Don't bring that shifty—Hi my sweet Bee. Frankie. Yes, I see your boyfriend is here.

which one of your AUs do you think this fits 👀

Biker!Steve and Dove because she can't parallel park. If her only option is to parallel park, she's going home instead 😂.

In fact, if she doesnt have enough space for a regular spot, she's going home.

Lucky for her Steve is more than happy to help her with anything she needs.

And Alpha!Bucky and his girl. You tap a couple bumpers when you park and suddenly your parking privileges are being revoked by your grumpy Alpha, something about his insurance rates and how he's going to get in trouble if he keeps knocking out other alphas because they yelled at you about a teeny tiny scratch on their cars.

You didn't even leave a big dent that last time, so that one shouldn't count against you.

"You good with him pushin' up on your girl like that?" Steve asks, leaning against the bar.

Ari doesn't blink. Doesn't move. If it weren't for his icy, sullen glare following you across the floor, Steve would've thought he wasn't listening.

Steve could leave well enough alone. But his brother is a stubborn as you are. So he continues, a tinge of amusement winding around his tone. "You good with him taking her home?"

Ari's been on edge since you sauntered into his bar an hour ago. You're wearing that skirt he likes, the one he dreams about pushing up your thighs while he bends you over his desk. The one that would look even better on his floor. Something dark and consuming burns deep in his chest.

If he were being honest with himself, he'd put a name to it. To that feeling he gets when you look at anyone but him. But he can't. Won't.

I need to rewatch this movie again just for this scene

Also, this is giving Bucky and Malyshka vibes when he gets her back from Ransom 

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Ransom has never been in love the way Bucky so he woefully underestimates how much Bucky loves his wife and he has no idea what Bucky would do for her. It could be a fatal mistake on his part.

Ransom doesn't know that Malyshka is Bucky's morality chain. She is the only thing keeping him from reverting to the ruthless mobster he was before they met. And if anything happens to her, Bucky will tear the city apart, brick by brick, until he gets his hands on every single person involved.

One other major mistake Ransom is making is thinking that she makes Bucky weak. Like many other men in the mafia sphere, they have this old school, misogynistic assumption that being in love & treating your wife the way Bucky does, is a sign of weakness. This could also be another fatal mistake by Ransom.

I hope ransom has Lex Luther levels of hater for Bucky and his little family

Listen, Lex Luther (specifically from this newest Superman movie) is my favorite villain. He was petty for no damn reason. Here is an uber wealthy man who could be doing anything, literally anything, he wants, and he chose to be a hater. He could have been getting daily massages on a private island while people cater to his every whim. But noooo, he was devising ways to take down Superman.

Why?

Just because. Supeman didn't do anything to him. He had no good reason to be so damn spiteful. Also because he wants to fuck Superman so bad it makes him stupid.

And guess who is also going to spend all his time devising ways to take down Bucky Barnes?

Ransom.

He is going to hate Bucky with every fiber of his being. It's going to consume him.

Why? You'll find out.

But regardless of the reason, he's going to be so incredibly petty and spiteful that his hatred is going to spill over to the Barnes family. Because he can't stand Bucky, he's going to despise everything and everyone that makes Bucky happy. Including our little Bumblebee and you, Mrs. Barnes.

Ransom doesn't care that she's a toddler or that his wife may or may not be pregnant. He's going to strike Bucky where it hurts him the most.

Are we talking about Mafia!Bucky?

Because he's going to stare you down while putting a stack of cash that's thicker than his bicep on the table. He's going to keep staring you down while sliding all that money in front of you. Clearly insulted at the thought of you, his woman, even reaching for your wallet. Bucky doesn't want you to even think about paying for anything. All you need in that pretty purse is your phone, lipstick and one of his credit cards (the one with no spending limit)

Then he tosses his black card across the table while muttering something in Russian under his breath.

Imagine mafia Bucky letting his guard down and laughing for the first time in front of malyshka for the first time.

The guard barging in thinking someone else broke in 😂😂😂

No because Nino was concerned and actually thought someone had slipped past him. He had no idea how he was going to explain to his Pakhan that he let someone not only get in his house, but get close to his girl.

So imagine Nino's suprise when he bursts into the room to see his Pakhan. His stoic, reserved & always composed Pakhan laughing. The unfamiliar sound filling the room. His hands on your hips as he buries his face in your neck. Your own laughter mingling with his as you rake your fingers through his hair.

He looks unguarded. Happy. A slight smile crosses his face—he knew you'd be good for the Pakhan. He silenty thanks you for proving him right. After all Bucky has endured to become Pakhan, he deserves to be happy.

Do you want Bucky speaking Romanian while hitting on his pretty new art curator or him speaking to baby Bee?