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Acts of affection (platonic edition )
👊 - to give my muse a fist bump
☀ - to pull my muse into a tight hug
🐈 - to give my muse a kitten
☔ - to share an umbrella with my muse
⭐ - to star gaze on the roof of one of out muse’s houses
🌊 - to go swimming with my muse
⛄- to build a snowman with my muse
🎁 - to give my muse a present (sender should specify what)
📷 - to take selfies with my muse
💊 - to make my muse take their meds while ill
👃 - to bop my muse on the nose
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Wreck-it-Ralph inspired sentence starters
"You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?“
"Random security check.”
“And where you coming from?”
"Anything to declare?“
"I hate you.”
“I’m gonna wreck it!”
“why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?”
"Where’s the Wrecking guy?“
"Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it… is… ugly!”
“Everyone here says I’m just a mistake…”
“Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?”
“What’s your name?”
“No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?”
"Do you know what the first rule of [job] is, soldier?“
"I know, I know, I know. I’m an idiot.”
“Milk my Duds”
“Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?”
"I see you’re a fan of pink"
“Got a bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie.”
“It’s just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job… when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”
“There’s no-one I’d rather be… than me.”
“‘Fear’ is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!”
“I met the most dynamite gal.”
"Oh, she gives me the honey glow something awful! But, she rebuffed my affections.“
” And then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!“
"You don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.”
"it’s why I tried to run away and be a good guy. But I’m not! I’m just a bad guy.“
"I will never try to be good again.”
"Flattery don’t charge these batteries, civilian.“
"This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!”
“Your face is still red”
"You are one dynamite gal.“
"The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.”
"But here’s the thing… I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.“
"You can’t mess with the program, [name]!”
“I don’t have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.”
"Oh, that’s not blunt force trauma, ma'am"
"It’s game over for both of you!“
"Right, right. That’s a good note.”
"You really are a bad guy.“
"What? Speak up, I can’t hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”
"I remember, she’s our princess!“
"Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be… executed.”
"This place just got interesting.“
” News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!“
"Ugh! That’s like sandpaper!”
"I’ll take it to my grave!“
"Just go. Go without me.”
"that’s everyone, now we’ve got to blow this exit!“
"Why are you people so against her?”
"Look, I’m gonna be straight with you, kid. I’ve been talking to [name]“
"You sold me out?”
"You’re a rat! And I don’t need you.“
” I’m trying to save your skin, kid!“
"No, I understand plenty. Traitor!”
"I don’t care! You’re a liar!“
"it’s not gonna work…”
"We gotta try!“
"I’m not leaving you here alone!”
"I’ve got some wrecking to do!“
"I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.”
“Light em’ up [name]”
“Bull. Roar.”
“I’m not letting you undo all my hard work!”
“Bring it home kid!”
“Welcome to the boss level!”
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
❛ why are you all wet ? ❜ ❛ it’s sandwich day. ❜ ❛ do you know what tuna is ? ❜ ❛ i’d be an abomination. ❜ ❛ why is this so important ? ❜ ❛ family means no one gets left behind. ❜ ❛ if you want to leave you can. ❜ ❛ i’ll remember you, though. ❜ ❛ i remember everyone that leaves. ❜ ❛ you’re the cause of all this. ❜ ❛ it’s little and broken, but still good. ❜ ❛ you’re vile, you’re foul, you’re flawed. ❜ ❛ also cute and fluffy. ❜ ❛ you wreck everything you touch. ❜ ❛ why not try making something for a change ? ❜ ❛ no more caffeine for you. ❜ ❛ he / she wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ❜ ❛ i knew it. ❜ ❛ oh good. my dog found the chainsaw. ❜ ❛ sorry i bit you, and pulled your hair, and punched you in the face. ❜ ❛ i got a new dog ! ❜ ❛ you are so finished when i get in there. ❜ ❛ trust me, this is not gonna end well. ❜ ❛ ha ! i win ! ❜ ❛ a falling star. i call it. ❜ ❛ get out, i have to make a wish. ❜ ❛ can’t you go any faster ? ❜ ❛ gravity is increasing on me. ❜ ❛ the same thing happened yesterday. ❜ ❛ why do you act so weird ? ❜ ❛ you look familiar. ❜ ❛ i’m lost. ❜ ❛ don’t interact with her / him. ❜ ❛ we know her / him. ❜ ❛ look at the bright side. you won’t have to yell at anyone anymore. ❜ ❛ we’re a broken family aren’t we ? ❜ ❛ maybe a little, maybe a lot. ❜ ❛ i shouldn’t have yelled at you. ❜ ❛ it’s our job. ❜ ❛ you can never belong. ❜ ❛ i didn’t teach him / her that. ❜ ❛ you came back. ❜ ❛ nobody get’s left behind. ❜ ❛ come on, what’s the big deal ? ❜ ❛ leave my mother out of this ! ❜ ❛ oh great, he / she’s loose. ❜ ❛ did you ever kill anyone ? ❜ ❛ are you happy ? ❜ ❛ i’m adjusted. ❜ ❛ he / she likes your butt and fancy hair. ❜ ❛ no, that’s from my blue period ! ❜ ❛ oh, you are such a pain. ❜ ❛ stupid head ! ❜ ❛ read the charges. ❜ ❛ are they intelligent ? ❜ ❛ did you catch fire again ? ❜ ❛ answer me. ❜ ❛ what was that ? ❜ ❛ i know you had something to do with this. ❜ ❛ what are you doing ? ❜ ❛ you’re just jealous ‘cause i’m pretty. ❜ ❛ i know what you mean. ❜ ❛ i need someone to be my friend. ❜ ❛ he / she’s very persuasive. ❜ ❛ please go about your business. ❜ ❛ oh, i can’t complain. ❜ ❛ you smell like a lawn mower. ❜ ❛ ____ is troubled. he / she needs desserts. ❜ ❛ here, educate yourself. ❜ ❛ this is low even for you. ❜ ❛ you’re all mine. ❜ ❛ please don’t do this. ❜ ❛ leave me alone to die. ❜ ❛ does this look infected to you ? ❜ ❛ you’d better not have rabies. ❜ ❛ don’t worry, this is all part of a plan. ❜ ❛ we are professionals. ❜ ❛ hey ! get that out of your mouth. ❜ ❛ new rules. ❜ ❛ that is the ugliest thing i ever saw. ❜ ❛ listen carefully. ❜ ❛ that would be a bad idea. ❜ ❛ aren’t they beautiful ? ❜ ❛ uncomfortable ? good. ❜ ❛ with pleasure. ❜
Megamind Sentence Meme
❝ Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. ❞ ❝ How’d it all come to this, you ask? ❞ ❝ I had a fairly standard childhood. ❞ ❝ You’re a villain, and you’ll always be a villain. ❞ ❝ His heart is an ocean that’s inside a bigger ocean. ❞ ❝ I’d be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby. ❞ ❝ And I Iove you, random citizen! ❞ ❝ Now, back to laughing! ❞ ❝ Please talk slower. ❞ ❝ You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea, a belief! ❞ ❝ My spider bite is acting up! ❞ ❝ Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, evil thing you can possibly think of, and multiply it.. by six! ❞ ❝ Let’s just have fun with this. Come on. ❞ ❝ It’s a vacuum, isn’t it? What’s your vacuum like? ❞ ❝ Chicks don’t like bouncy houses, they like clowns! ❞ ❝ I’m not allowed to insult guests directly. ❞ ❝ It’s good that we have this time now. You know, before I destroy the place. ❞ ❝ I’ve looked into the reset button.. the science is impossible. ❞ ❝ I didn’t know you had.. feelings. Are you okay? ❞ ❝ I hope no one’s seeing this! ❞ ❝ This is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad! ❞ ❝ Ollo? ❞ ❝ You dim-witted creation of science! ❞ ❝ "Exit" is the abbreviation for “exciting,” right? ❞ ❝ I did my best, but he’s too fantastic! ❞ ❝ I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you, but then like fifty ninjas tried to attack me, so I had to beat ‘em all up, and I did.. and they were all, like, crying and stuff. ❞ ❝ Can’t wait. LOL. Smiley face. ❞ ❝ You don’t get out much, do you? ❞ ❝ It’s too bad that we didn’t go to the same school. ❞ ❝ All you have to do is save her/him, and she’ll/he’ll be yours. ❞ ❝ This is ________ , cautiously optimistic and pleasantly confused. ❞ ❝ Oh, this is bad. This is bad. You’ve fallen in love with her/him. ❞ ❝ Maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore! ❞ ❝ That doesn’t even make any sense! ❞ ❝ What were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me saving your life. ❞ ❝ Say I wasn’t so normal. ❞ ❝ What about everything you just said? About judging a book by its cover? ❞ ❝ Do you really think that I would ever be with you? ❞ ❝ Being a hero is for losers! ❞ ❝ All your gifts, all your powers, and you squander them for your own personal gain. ❞ ❝ Look, I’m not sure where to go with that! ❞ ❝ This isn’t how you play the game.. ❞ ❝ Congratulations. Another one of your genius plans has backfired on you. ❞ ❝ Well.. there is one place I know. ❞ ❝ You know, I think there’s an apology in order for the other night. ❞ ❝ That’s when I got the brilliant idea.. to fake my death. ❞ ❝ If there’s bad, good will rise up against it. ❞ ❝ I say we go back to the evil Iair, grab some ray guns, hold them sideways, and just go all gangsta on him/her. ❞ ❝ You and I have some unfinished business. ❞ ❝ The city needs you.. I need you. ❞ ❝ Here it is, from the blackest part of my heart. I’m sorry. ❞ ❝ We’re gonna die! ❞ ❝ There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England. ❞ ❝ Please, let’s have a little respect for public transportation. ❞ ❝ Hey! Remember that night that I dumped you? ❞ ❝ You did the fool thing all by yourself. ❞ ❝ There’s a benefit to losing.. you get to learn from your mistakes. ❞ ❝ What can I say? Old habits die hard. ❞ ❝ What a drama queen/king! ❞ ❝ Sorry! He’s/she’s just not used to positive feedback! ❞ ❝ Funny.. I guess destiny is not the path given to us, but the path we choose for ourselves. ❞
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tis the season. change pronouns as needed
CHAPTER 1: THE OLD GRIST MILL
"But I think the very worst name for this frog is--"
"I mean...what are we, doing out here?"
"I-I think we're lost! We, w-we should've left a trail or something."
"We should ask him for help!"
"We should NOT ask him for help!"
"You think we should've asked him for help?"
" I mean, you guys are lost, right?
"a bird's brain isn't big enough for cognizant speech."
" I-I'm just saying, you're, you're weird, like, not normal, I, I mean--"
"These woods are no place, for children!"
"You're more lost than you realize."
"Everyone has a torch to burn and this here's mine."
"This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it"
"Do you think there really is a Beast out there? Or is that guy just messing with us?"
" I guess it's possible there's a Beast, since there was a talking bird, but..."
" Kitty!! Kitty?? Now where did that frog named 'Kitty' go?"
"You have beautiful eyes."
"That was the plan, remember?? Knock him out!"
"eh, gimme the axe; You're too little to have it anyway,"
"Ain't that just the way..."
"You lead the beast right to us with your candy!"
"Am I supposed to throw something?"
"You, have it backwards! You are the elder child! You are responsible for you, and your brother's actions!"
"And you, little one. You look after that frog; give it a proper name."
"That's, gonna be really confusing."
CHAPTER 2: HARD TIMES AT THE HUSKIN' BEE
"We shouldve found a town by now."
"Hvae you listened to anything I've been saying?"
"Well that settles it. I'm gonna walk up ten feet ahead of you,"
"I'm stuck, help me out of here and I'll owe you a favor."
"You two are lost kids with no purpose in life, right?"
"I stepped on a pumpkin!"
"Alright let's rejoin society"
"There's got to be somebody somewhere."
"Say, you folks out to don your vegetables and celebrate the harvest with us"
"You're wearing costumes."
"well sure. Pumpkins cant move on their own, can they?"
"You guys find this place as creepy as I do, right?"
"Well maybe I can find someone here who will give us a ride home"
"I can't leave. I'm honorbound to help you."
"Say, aren't you a little... Early?"
"Folks don't tend to just pass through ______ "
"They're not supposed to be here!"
"Now hold on, everybody, let's not jump to any conclusions"
"How did you end up in this little town of ours?"
"now, let me get this straight -- you come to our town, you trample our crops, you interrupt our private engagement, and now you want to leave?"
"you'll never convict! you have no proof!"
"children, it saddens me that you don't wish to stay here with us, particularly because i simply have to punish you for your transgressions."
"and then what are you gonna do -- just wander around this way and that way through the woods forevermore?"
"why do they even have you digging these holes?"
"so we were like, 'we should get rid of these rocks.'"
"thanks for digging up the life of the party."
"what a wonderful harvest. and what about you? you sure you want to leave?"
"oh, well. you'll join us someday."
"i think his directions were...not very good."
starters from the 2002 movie Treasure Planet. Change pronouns as needed.
"Little did they suspect they were pursued by pirates"
"and the most feared of all these pirates was the notorious [name]"
"FIRE!"
"I thought you were asleep an hour ago."
"I was just getting to the best part."
"Oh, can those eyes get any bigger?"
"Scootch over."
"[name] and their band of renegades swooped in out of nowhere"
"and then, gathering their spoils, vanished without a trace."
"[name]'s secret trove was never found"
"I know it's real"
"It's been a madhouse here all morning"
"What brings you here curious little one? Are your parents around?"
"ah yes, deplorable--uh! adorable!"
"This constitutes a violation of their probation"
"It's been hard enough keeping this place afloat by myself"
"I just don't want to see you throw away your future."
"what future?"
"Managing it? I'm at the end of my rope."
"Good lad"
"Uh, come on, give me your arm."
"This is it! the answer to all our problems."
"I'll use my savings to finance the expedition."
"Okay you're both grounded."
"I'm gonna set things right."
"I don't want to lose you."
"You know what they say! Familiarity breeds, well, contempt, but in our case--"
"lets just find the ship, okay?"
"Nasty business but I won't bore you with my scars."
"You know I don't mean a word of it."
"I said something rather good this morning before coffee."
"A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots"
"There you go--- Poetry."
"There's no finer officer in this or any galaxy"
"So that's where you was hiding!"
"Too bad my nose works just fine"
"cabin boys should mind their own business"
"Thank heavens for little miracles"
"Didn't anyone teach you to pick your fights more carefully?"
"I'm doing just fine."
"They weren't exactly singing my praises when I left home."
"You give up a few things, chasing a dream."
"Look, don't you get it?! l screwed up! For two seconds, l thought that maybe... l could do something right, but--"
"Now, you listen to me, [name] You got the makings of greatness in ya..."
"I hope I'm there catching some of the light that coming of ya that day,"
"next thing you know they'll be saying I've gone soft."
"I cozied up to the kid to keep 'em off our scent!"
"touching and talking, that's my two big no-no's"
"l mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor. l have a doctorate. It's not the same thing. You can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there, and you're useless."
"that's a good plan. I like that plan."
"You're just like me. You hate to lose."
"You're taking me too."
"Oh, a mind is a terrible thing to lose."
"I feel like such a useless weakling with abnormally thin wrists."
"We are so out of here!"
"Just a lifelong obsession. I'll get over it."
"Hey! You hugged me back!"
"Oh I promised myself I wouldn't cry"
"look at ya, glowing like a solar fire. You're something special, [name]. You're gonna rattle the stars, you are."
Muse A is the child of the royal family. But all they know is the dragon that’s raised them, Muse B. They and the dragon know nothing of their royal heritage. The dragon simply encountered a lost child and took them under their wing and the child has forgotten at this point.
One day knights “rescue” muse A and return them to their family. But they want desperately to stay with the dragon. They hate their new life and miss their real family.
Soon, however, a strange knight with odd eyes arrives at the palace gates. He refuses to pledge loyalty to the kingdom or the royal family, Only Muse A.
Once muse A is closer, they can clearly see that this is their dragon, somehow in human form. They’d recognize those eyes anywhere.
starters from the 1996 movie Matilda. Change pronouns as needed.
"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same."
"Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad."
"Get out of the street, you dodos!"
"You're supposed to eat the spinach!"
"Why would you want to read, when the television is right there?"
"I was supposed to start school in September. You wouldn't listen."
"You're a liar."
"I'm great! I'm incredible!"
"Check it if you don't believe me."
"Are you being smart with me? If you are, you'll be punished."
"Punished for being smart?"
"When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson."
"Snickerdoodle. what did you do to your hair?"
"Dirty dealings never stay secret for long"
"Nobody ever got rich being honest."
" I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it."
"Your hair looks awful!"
"The fibers are fused to the head!"
"from now on this family does exactly what I say when exactly when I say it!"
"Would your parents believe it?"
"Time for one of our little heart-to-hearts?"
"A girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent."
"You're a disgusting criminal."
"It was the best cake in the world."
"My mom's is better."
"The cops are watching the house."
"The apple never rots far from the tree!"
"Don't speak unless you're spoken to."
"Next time I tell you to empty your pockets, do it faster!"
"This could be the most interesting thing you've ever done."
"It's not a snake. It's a newt"
"Your family doesn't appreciate you. One day, things will be different."
"I can't abandon my children."
"he called me Bumblebee."
" Shouldn't you be in school?"
"I hope you have a search warrant."
"What did your father call you?"
" you promised me you wouldn't go back in that house again."
"I did it with my powers."
"I think I got them down."
"I'm not seven years old anymore, [name]"
"I will get you like you got me. That is a promise."
"It beats so fast. it sounds like it's humming."
"I love it here!"
"Please don't let them take me."
"Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid?"
"Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child and I love her."
"I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox."
"You're the only daughter I ever had and I never understood you."
"After all, she was a very smart kid."
"They each got what they had always wanted: A loving family."
prompts taken from the 2017 movie loving vincent. tw: alcohol, death.
“Always out for trouble, that one.”
“That's for my father.”
“Shows over.”
“You dropped your letter outside.”
“It's not my letter. It's [name]’s.”
“Well he doesn’t need it does he?”
“What did that nobody ever do for us?”
“They quickly went from being firm friends to at each other’s throats.”
“Have you been fighting?”
“Take good care of it”
“That’s not how I remember him.”
“Well that figures. One drunk and crazy helping another.”
“He’s meant to be on a train to Paris”
“It’s customary to start with ‘I’m sorry for your loss’”
“Let's get you sobered up”
“She was his friend too.”
“Babes are like animals, they can know the heart of a man just by the size of em”
“They’re less fickle then grown ups.”
“Why do you find that so hard to believe?”
“Live longer, you’ll see. Life can bring down even the strong.”
“After the ear nobody would even give him a chance. Even kids were tormenting him.”
“I’m afraid you’ll never deliver that letter.”
“Two hearts one mind.”
“He’d been poorly before, but [name]’s death destroyed him.”
“Look at him always drawing”
“You're being vile.”
“For many artists, Paris is a final destination but not for them.”
“It was a stopover to learn what they needed to learn, and then they were off in search of their own path.”
"I won't say no to a hot coffee."
"Were you here when it happened?"
"That was the terrible thing is that no one really knew."
"They liked us, and we liked them."
"they liked flowers."
"You must've been friendly."
"Maybe I just thought my life was none of your business."
"But, the sight of the stars always makes me dream."
"For the moment, I'm going to go to bed because it's late, and I wish you goodnight and good luck"
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