tis the season. change pronouns as needed
CHAPTER 1: THE OLD GRIST MILL
"But I think the very worst name for this frog is--"
"I mean...what are we, doing out here?"
"I-I think we're lost! We, w-we should've left a trail or something."
"We should ask him for help!"
"We should NOT ask him for help!"
"You think we should've asked him for help?"
" I mean, you guys are lost, right?
"a bird's brain isn't big enough for cognizant speech."
" I-I'm just saying, you're, you're weird, like, not normal, I, I mean--"
"These woods are no place, for children!"
"You're more lost than you realize."
"Everyone has a torch to burn and this here's mine."
"This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it"
"Do you think there really is a Beast out there? Or is that guy just messing with us?"
" I guess it's possible there's a Beast, since there was a talking bird, but..."
" Kitty!! Kitty?? Now where did that frog named 'Kitty' go?"
"You have beautiful eyes."
"That was the plan, remember?? Knock him out!"
"eh, gimme the axe; You're too little to have it anyway,"
"Ain't that just the way..."
"You lead the beast right to us with your candy!"
"Am I supposed to throw something?"
"You, have it backwards! You are the elder child! You are responsible for you, and your brother's actions!"
"And you, little one. You look after that frog; give it a proper name."
"That's, gonna be really confusing."
CHAPTER 2: HARD TIMES AT THE HUSKIN' BEE
"We shouldve found a town by now."
"Hvae you listened to anything I've been saying?"
"Well that settles it. I'm gonna walk up ten feet ahead of you,"
"I'm stuck, help me out of here and I'll owe you a favor."
"You two are lost kids with no purpose in life, right?"
"I stepped on a pumpkin!"
"Alright let's rejoin society"
"There's got to be somebody somewhere."
"Say, you folks out to don your vegetables and celebrate the harvest with us"
"You're wearing costumes."
"well sure. Pumpkins cant move on their own, can they?"
"You guys find this place as creepy as I do, right?"
"Well maybe I can find someone here who will give us a ride home"
"I can't leave. I'm honorbound to help you."
"Say, aren't you a little... Early?"
"Folks don't tend to just pass through ______ "
"They're not supposed to be here!"
"Now hold on, everybody, let's not jump to any conclusions"
"How did you end up in this little town of ours?"
"now, let me get this straight -- you come to our town, you trample our crops, you interrupt our private engagement, and now you want to leave?"
"you'll never convict! you have no proof!"
"children, it saddens me that you don't wish to stay here with us, particularly because i simply have to punish you for your transgressions."
"and then what are you gonna do -- just wander around this way and that way through the woods forevermore?"
"why do they even have you digging these holes?"
"so we were like, 'we should get rid of these rocks.'"
"thanks for digging up the life of the party."
"what a wonderful harvest. and what about you? you sure you want to leave?"
"oh, well. you'll join us someday."
"i think his directions were...not very good."