she drinks on my starry till I hit diffrent

It appears that the Subway I find myself in serves a disturbing lack of Sprite! And to add insult to injury, they provide Starry of all things! It appears that the Sprite Super Pipe Bomb I put such effort into creating and bringing through TSA finally has found a home…

I’ve got a better can design than sprite, at least!!! STARRY success!!!

I’m simple. Sleek. Explainable. You’re cluttered, disorganized, I mean you clearly scream that you don’t know what you’re doing. And that’s okay, because really you don’t. It’s not easy to be in this rat race, because sometimes, well you’re just dead meat, a heavy broken chain, meant to be eaten by those goddamned rats! Lucky for me, nobody has ever hated me, so it’s not a problem!

Sprite says gay rights

Sprite says trans rights

STARRY says gay AND trans rights. at the same time

you’re nothing. Eat my citrus dust.