jordan.

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

Every now and again I forget how pretty Reece Shearsmith is and then he shows up on my dash and it’s just. Come on man, that’s not fair.

My health is very pọọr, my pain is unbearable, my medications are extremely expensive, and our hospitals are in ruins. Despite all this, no one seems to care. (Imągine yourselves in my place). PIease stand by me and hẹlp me by dọnąting so I cąn urgẹntly bụy my medications and rąise the fụnds for travel and treatment in a safe country. PIease stand by me and don't ignọre me.

The d0nątions have completely stopped for the past three days, and I haven't received a single d0nątion yet. Today, the hospital administration warned us that we might be expel because I can't afford my treatment and hospital stay. PIease, I beg you, with tears in my eyes, d0nąte now before I'm left without care, pIease don't skip me.

Please help Fadel!! This is very urgent. He needs to be able to pay his bills right away!

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

smile dog just gave birth to a beautiful litter of grin puppies ◕_◕