Lift The Stars

Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft

And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass

Spongebob’s crib got like ten rooms a library and a baby grand piano. Im starting to think the krusty krab was just a front.

Reblog this if you like girls 🌈👍

Omg GIVE. IT. UP yall many of us have worked in retail so you aren’t going to fool us with some bullshit about how stealing a makeup palette is going to result in the managers killing off all their employees and literally destroying their lives you know nothing boo!!!!!!!!!!

Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags

Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?

No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?

Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I’ll tell you just how wrong you are.

So you have nothing just like I said. Thanks for confirming that! ;)

Or maybe unlike you I’m smart enough not to blab about everything.

The only information I’ve given out about myself is that I lift things. And how exactly are you to know that I don’t actually just have receipts of those purchases but it’s more thrilling to pretend like I stole it instead? Please, just give me a tiny detail of something you know about me. I bet you won’t. That you’re hiding behind “being smarter than that” because you quite frankly ain’t got jack shit. Because I haven’t actually done jack shit.

Then prove it. Post the receipts. Also please answer this: if this was just a roleplay blog why did you make the extra effort of hiding your EXIF data?

Most of those got thrown out with the bags, if I even took them. I don’t generally keep my receipts. I’m not gonna claim makeup on my taxes so it’s just taking up space in my wallet. And I don’t go to any effort to hide my exif data, I just keep my gps services turned off on my camera.

Why not keep the ones from your next “haul?”

Sure, done deal!

Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags

Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?

No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?

Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I’ll tell you just how wrong you are.

So you have nothing just like I said. Thanks for confirming that! ;)

Or maybe unlike you I’m smart enough not to blab about everything.

The only information I’ve given out about myself is that I lift things. And how exactly are you to know that I don’t actually just have receipts of those purchases but it’s more thrilling to pretend like I stole it instead? Please, just give me a tiny detail of something you know about me. I bet you won’t. That you’re hiding behind “being smarter than that” because you quite frankly ain’t got jack shit. Because I haven’t actually done jack shit.

Then prove it. Post the receipts. Also please answer this: if this was just a roleplay blog why did you make the extra effort of hiding your EXIF data?

Most of those got thrown out with the bags, if I even took them. I don't generally keep my receipts. I'm not gonna claim makeup on my taxes so it's just taking up space in my wallet. And I don't go to any effort to hide my exif data, I just keep my gps services turned off on my camera.

Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags

Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?

No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?

Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I’ll tell you just how wrong you are.

So you have nothing just like I said. Thanks for confirming that! ;)

Or maybe unlike you I’m smart enough not to blab about everything.

The only information I've given out about myself is that I lift things. And how exactly are you to know that I don't actually just have receipts of those purchases but it's more thrilling to pretend like I stole it instead? Please, just give me a tiny detail of something you know about me. I bet you won't. That you're hiding behind "being smarter than that" because you quite frankly ain't got jack shit. Because I haven't actually done jack shit.

Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags

Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?

No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?

Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I’ll tell you just how wrong you are.

So you have nothing just like I said. Thanks for confirming that! ;)

Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags

Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?

No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?

Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I'll tell you just how wrong you are.

Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags

Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?

No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?

Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags

Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?

Nah, i love my mother,sister and friends, im comparing lowlifes like you to material objects. :) have fun in jail

Oh honey, just the females you know doesn't mean much. It means you've got an emotional connection to them and that's the only reason you view them as people. And I'm not going to jail. What are you gonna do? Call the FBI and tell them I'm posting pictures of my purchases and claiming they're stolen because this community is all role play and I'm into that? Good luck contacting them and having them look into me. I think they're a little busy catching murderers and rapists and serial killers and such to bother with a "petty thief" who isn't even actually stealing. And don't you dare jack my posts and compare what I'm pretending to do with selling girls, minors, on the street!

Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags

Woah, ok, so you're comparing women to material objects? Who's really the messed up, evil person here?