Stariel

i don’t know nothing about mooming but i am best friends with that three inch tall onion head FREAK that looks like an 80 year old 2 year old

I like how everyone who knows nothing about moomins still takes one look at little my and always correctly guesses everything about her

The Hunting of Hill House is literally the best show. Through all genres, it’s one serious piece of art. Somehow, there is always a place in my thoughts for this show and how fascinating and heartbreaking and beautiful it is.

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

"you can do anything you want forever" armed robberry here i come. post cancelled. i spelled it like berry.... armed strawberries here i come. 💭🔫🍓 lol! no but really can you imagine.

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Oh I love this! Such a great way to teach these important skills to a little one.

That’s so cool OP! When my first kid was little we used to have Li Ziqi videos on sometimes, and one day I found them making Fish Soup by whacking at a stuffed toy robin with a dinosaur-shaped comb, so that indicates how many young children would take an interest in this.

This reminds me of the time I (a Floridian) was in a voice chat with A New Yorker, A Texan, A Canadian, a Brit, an Aussie, and a Brazilian; and the Brazilian was the only one not having any trouble understanding what anyone was saying.

this is all fantastic and valid but in the movie the reason he’s failing spanish is because he missed like eleven classes due to various minor life inconveniences such as his rebellious nature and the fact that he is spider-man

skill issue

should have been cuban

actually he was Greek and he got a B bc tumblr kept stabbing him in the month of March

should have been cuban

@freaky-always : #wait caesar was greek?#<—NO HE WAS ROMAN I JUST SAID SMTH RNDOM AT 2 AM 😭